tur•bo (noun) - an obnoxious, self-obsessed male whose main hobbies and interests revolve around “getting a pump on” at the gym, unironically fist pumping to house music, and in some cases steroid abuse.
You can generally spot a turbo due to their excessively large upper body compared to ill-defined legs (especially calves), racing stripes cut into the sides of their haircuts, and shorter than necessary shorts. In Summer most turbos will sport outrageous fake tans and can be found at beachside bars attempting to score with gym bunnies or taking shirtless selfies on the beach itself. Will generally exist on a protein rich diet (more than necessary) and go weak at the knees at the mention of cardio. May or may not sport tribal or Chinese lettering tattoos, procured generally in places like Bali and Thailand.
The only sport they feign any interest in is MMA as they will often consider themselves the next big thing on the UFC circuit. Pretends to be aggressive but actually has balls smaller than your baby brother. Mostly from overuse of steroids.
You can generally spot a turbo due to their excessively large upper body compared to ill-defined legs (especially calves), racing stripes cut into the sides of their haircuts, and shorter than necessary shorts. In Summer most turbos will sport outrageous fake tans and can be found at beachside bars attempting to score with gym bunnies or taking shirtless selfies on the beach itself. Will generally exist on a protein rich diet (more than necessary) and go weak at the knees at the mention of cardio. May or may not sport tribal or Chinese lettering tattoos, procured generally in places like Bali and Thailand.
The only sport they feign any interest in is MMA as they will often consider themselves the next big thing on the UFC circuit. Pretends to be aggressive but actually has balls smaller than your baby brother. Mostly from overuse of steroids.
Normal gym goer - “Fuck there’s so many turbos here”
Turbo gymrats - “Check my gains brah! Oi you mirin brah?
Turbo gymrats - “Check my gains brah! Oi you mirin brah?
by LT86 August 29, 2023
Get the Turbomug. Turbo comes after very fast.
I went turbo on Ashley Tisdale and she orgasmed and squirted everywhere.
I went turbo on Ashley Tisdale and she orgasmed and squirted everywhere.
by Veryhairyguy August 9, 2010
Get the Turbomug. Turbo can be used in any form; Hes turbo mad; Turbo annoying; Turbo lame; or just plain Turbo. In some cases people use it in their name when someone has stole their name like TurboKaydul cause kaydul was taken expressing that hes the original. Stating an excess in a state of being
by Turbomadkid September 11, 2011
Get the Turbomug. Someone who is a total douchbag but does not realize it. Also tends to be socially retarded in most cases. They generally are hated by co-workers and family. They have no friends.
At the meeting today Katie made a real ass out of herself. I didn't know she was such a turbo. No wonder she doesn't have any friends.
by tractorparts June 29, 2008
Get the Turbomug. by Sshi711 May 4, 2014
Get the Turbomug. A Girl who is exceptionally cool, who enjoys techno. who is also super cute, and nice.
Also one who is just fun to be around.
One who makes you smile by just being there.
One who is so awesome, you can't help but think, "wow this person is awesome!"
One who can make your heart smile.
Sometimes can be really mean but is only kidding most of the time.
A good name to call someone...
Also one who is just fun to be around.
One who makes you smile by just being there.
One who is so awesome, you can't help but think, "wow this person is awesome!"
One who can make your heart smile.
Sometimes can be really mean but is only kidding most of the time.
A good name to call someone...
Boy: "Hey Turbo!"
Girl:"what does that even mean?"
Boy:"Don't worry about it"
Girl:"Ugh...."
Boy:"Lol, turbo...=)"
Girl:"what does that even mean?"
Boy:"Don't worry about it"
Girl:"Ugh...."
Boy:"Lol, turbo...=)"
by Igot A, Nine August 15, 2008
Get the Turbomug. after dat sonny's bbq and u feelin like u gunna blow after you just had a rack of ribs. now you is on that gassey ass explosive diarrhea
by johnny log December 4, 2010
Get the Turbomug.