On Tender

Someone “on Tender" is a new Tinder user unfamiliar with the ethos, etiquette and mentality, comprising the app’s dualistic sociality of idealized, YOLO-ironic hookup culture and societally significant Millennial sexual progressiveness, resulting in a lack of matches and an overly innocent approach to interacting with matches.

Although Mark only recently joined Tinder, little does he know he's actually On Tender: One month in, and due to his shy nature, sense of propriety, and fear of meaningless sex, he has only 14 matches, two responses from those matches, and zero dates.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

after thunder comes the rain

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.

wow after thunder comes the rain

by keys876 October 23, 2017

Cucumber Thunder

The sexual noise created when the man's nuts simultaneously 'slap' the receiver's (male or female) ass cheeks.

Man my neighbor was really going at it last night, I could hear the cucumber thunder from across the floor.

by DNW... December 11, 2012

War Thunder

War thunder is an attempt at a Free-to-play MMO game in which you take control of a plane, tank, or numerous different naval vessels and complete objectives to win in game matches. By some undisclosed futuristic technology, War Thunder can run on the most terrible potato pcs. War thunder is also known for Russian vehicles being overly powerful.

War Thunder is the shittiest game i've ever played
The home of the Russian Bias is War Thunder
I fucking hate War Thunder

by Skittster February 5, 2022

Thunder Pump

To hump someone as hard as you possibly can.

Mate, I thunder pumped that girl all night long!

by Johnny Bad May 25, 2008

TenderToast

TenderToast is a surprisingly good and useful variation of the common toast we all enjoy.

TenderToast is made by placing two slices of bread into one toaster slot. The slot must be wide enough and is usually found on any toaster that accepts bagels. Best served with crunchy-side out.

Advantages of TenderToast:
- Abiltiy to make four slices of toast in a two-slice toaster.
- Toasts one side only. Crunchy on one side, warm and soft on the other.
- Makes a better BLT, fried egg sandwich or burger-bun substitute.

Carol and I were making fried-egg sandwiches one day. Needing four slices of toast, I was too lazy to wait and just put all four slices of bread in at the same time....turned out better than expected!!!

"Carol.....let's make it with TenderToast"

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) April 9, 2015

Thunder Knee

To raise Knee in air while jumping and making contact with the body /or, and/ face while thrusting both elbows back with fist balled up also screaming "Thunder Knee!!!" (Eagle helmet will make even more epic!)

As you are about to defeat your opponent and he is dizzy while standing up (Mortal Kombat style) or on there knees (Easiest to do). for the first situation, ask a friend to get on all fours, take a few steps back to gain maximum damage, then proceed to run forward and jump off the back of your friend and scream "Thunder Knee" while drilling your knee in the side of there face or chest with the right knee (Left optional) (Pads if weak in the knee) while your foe is Standing. If you are in the second situation and your opponent is dazed while on knees. Take a few steps back for the maximum momentum, then charge forward and impale your knee into there face while screaming "Thunder Knee!!!". if done right in both situations your opponent should be knocked out or dead. after this proceed to say "YES!!!"

by 16BiTManiac April 24, 2010