Tuna Spit

The act of spitting tuna from your tuna sandwhich all over your computer. Usually performed if any feeling of extreme and utter disgust and surprise arises or extreme cases of amusement. in order to tuna spit one must dwell on the matter at hand and ultimately realize the true amusement within the context. The pause of reflection usually takes approximately 3-6 seconds

"don't you think it's weird you have a tiny dick you fucking arse hole it's her choice just because you sleep with every infected bimbo that Is blind enought to some how get pleasure from you doesn't mean other people are that stupid and self hating."

.....

(laughs and performs TUNA SPIT)

by Lebanese Mechanic June 8, 2010

tuna fish taco

(Noun) Refers to a female's groin region, especially between the labia, often in conjunction with oral sex (cunnilingus). Can imply the area needs cleaning.

1. Marcie's boyfriend ate her out so much, her friends said his favorite food was tuna fish taco.

2. Janet's pussy smelled awful but Linda ate her out anyway. Linda was proud she soldered through Janet's tuna fish taco.

3. The pussy stank was like a week old tuna fish taco.

by The Gourmet May 12, 2014

Tunatard

Someone who is always eating tuna at work and insensitively subjecting coworkers to the nauseating odor.

She is a straight-up tunatard with absolutely no social awareness whatsoever!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Tunak Tunak Tun

An Indian Punjabi song that keep exposing Mark Zuckerberg's password throughout the song.

Tunak Tunak Tun lyrics : Tun Tun, Tunak tun tun, Tunak tun tun, tun dadada!

by Shiine-1 May 8, 2023

Pulling a Tuna

When a divorced dude, usually in his mid 40's, nails a college aged chic.

Yo, Pete, did you see Christopher?
Yeah, he's totally Pulling a Tuna

by yo-mammy August 26, 2016

Good for the Tuna

A euphemism for I don't give a shit. Especially useful in response to unsolicited bragging or otherwise useless information. Stems from Costanza in The Opposite episode of Seinfeld.

Seinfeld: Chicken salad's not the opposite of tuna. Salmon's the opposite of tuna. Cause salmon swims against the current and the tuna swims with it.

Costanza: "Good for the tuna."

douche: "I worked really hard this weekend, but it payed off -- my boss said I did a great job!!"

dude: "Good for the tuna"

by ChrisGGG November 8, 2010

Rotten Tuna

- Adjective

1. Senior Women who honestly believe their snatches are functional enough to catch a lively young male.

2. Geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons

3. Wannabe "Ashton-Kutcher-Wife" type females

4. Basically Madonnas with zero sex appeal...

*Male Version: Wrinkled Salami*

Just tell those Rotten Tuna's to light their oxygen tanks on fire and walk away

by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011