Trumpkin

The blumpkin but with the unfortunate addition of a wad full of Halloween hair.

My girl was giving me the best trumpkin... That all ended when she coughed up a fur ball of my mane.

by Saucyclam November 17, 2016

Trumpkin

A candidate for political office who is an insane racist moron running for a job for which they’re completely unqualified. Sometimes, but not always, it will be a candidate endorsed by der orange führer himself.

"That guy running for state treasurer has filed for bankruptcy several times - he's a true trumpkin!"

by zhrona June 27, 2020

trumpkin

Russian hooker in platform boots urinates onto the chest and stomach of a person sitting on a gold toilet.

I went to Moscow for a very expensive trumpkin.

by Sawbux July 14, 2022

Trumpkin

When someone shits in your mouth while you are on the toilet it is called a Trumpkin.

Lara Trump’s mouth and asshole are the same size so she can give AND receive a mean Trumpkin.

by DonaldJMinipenis August 26, 2020

Trumpkins

Pieces of shit that follow Trump everywhere

Damn Trumpkins are stinking up the place.

by Fuzzybuzzzz February 21, 2020

Trumpkin

When Donald J. Trump’s skin is so orange, that you mistaken him for a jack-o-lantern.

I thought I was watching a jack-o-lantern keep interrupting Joe Biden during the debate, then I realized it was just the Trumpkin.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Trumpkin

The act of hiring Russian prostitutes to piss for you in a Presidential Suite.

Donald Trump paid some Russian whores to do a Trumpkin on the bed.

by Jim Halford January 10, 2017