Troffy

The cutest and hottest ship out there between Chris 'Trottimus' Trott and Alex 'Alsmiffy' Smith of Hatfilms (a trio of gamers on YouTube).

Person 1: Hey, do you like Troffy?

Person 2: Troffy is love, Troffy is life.....

by A-trott-ymous April 24, 2016

trafficate

to show/indicate with your car trafficators which direction you are going

"i thought i was to turn left so i trafficated left"

by smokethelion July 20, 2016

Trafficranky

Mood following excessive traffic: including not limited to gridlock, congestion, detours, wrecks, rubbernecking, etc

It took me 2 hours to drive 40 miles this morning so I am definitely TRAFFICRANKY.

by CookieGaga February 6, 2019

Indian traffic cone

when you do a slovakian traffic cone but with little scrawny kids with no autonomy over their bodies.

"I'm saving up for a trip to India"
"Why"
"So I can contribute to the society"
"How?"
"The good ol' Indian traffic cone, deals with overpopulation"

by DANKBALJIT October 28, 2021

Rhode Island Traffic Report

Something so fucking predictable they could just record it and play the same tape over and over every day. It's always exactly the same, and ignores anything not within a 2-mile radius of the center of Providence.

"95 North is slow between Thurber's Avenue and the State Offices Exit, 195-westbound is backed up from Broadway to the I-95 split, 95 South is slow from Atwells Avenue to the 146-merge, 146 South you're on your brakes from Admiral Street to the 95 merge, and the 6-10 Connector is backed up to Dean Street...I'm Jim Stearns with your Wheelock Auto Rhode Island Traffic Report."

by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

Foot Traffic

When there are so many people on the sidewalk, that you physically unable to walk at a normal pace. Foot traffic is common during rush hours on the way to work or school. Foot traffic can often make short journeys take a long time to travel.

"He was late to math class today because he was stuck in foot traffic"

"Yo! Sorry I couldn't see Catherine today, I was stuck in a foot traffic jam at Toynbee Trail"

by fuckshan May 25, 2019

human traffic cone

According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."

Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones

by teddygrahamperson December 14, 2010