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Trudeau

An individual that is somehow Incompetent, greedy and conniving at the same time.

Somebody that will plunge a country into a shitshow if I means upping his paycheck out of china's glory hole.
Trudeau is the perfect puppet to use to feed propaganda and various violations through means that no honest person would agree to.
by Monkeyciggy November 22, 2021
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Pierre Elliot Trudeau High School

Yo PETHS be filled with bare wasteyutes fam. 95% of the school is asian and are either wannabe toronto mans or are nerdy asl. And dont even get me started on these brownies fam. They b using the n word all da time like they from jane and finch but they miyutes ong. The crossroad kids be acting like they own da place and the caf kids musty af styll. The music hall filled with stanky ass nerds who tryna play tuff and the shordys be merked af.
Toronto Mans: Yo where can I find dem bomb ass cookies?
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.
by bomboclautpusseater April 26, 2024
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Trudeau Air Freshener

This delightful hack will have your public men’s room smelling like a 0-star hotel.

At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
Carthage McFartface: HAY EYYY IM SORREY BUT I EHH GAYVE YER MANS ROOM A UPGRADE OVER THERE EH?

Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.

Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 28, 2025
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Trudeauing

When you turn the richest country in the World into a shithole.
When you get elected, and half the country flees to the US (8 million, 2015)
When you make target the elderly, single mothers, and the working class to make them homeless.
When you could solve homelessness with $4 billion, and instead raise taxes on the middle to class to 45%, donate $50 billion to third-world countries where you go on vacations for free.

"When Native Canadians name you after a goose -Running Goose, a goose that shits himself when it tries to fly" -Trudeau, 2015, American Press
I was trudeauing. I was going taking my company down a road of homelessness, and bankruptcy by embezzling all my investments, and stock shares. I thought it was funny the first time I bankrupted Canada, and then I tried it 3 more times - I wasn't as bad as Brian Mulroney, I was way worse, I was trudeauing so hard I woke up a billionaire, in a country where a city with 60,000 had 16,000 homeless. I had to break the Charter every year because I couldn't figure out that no one in history had ever deliberately created a pandemic of poverty where 50% of Canadian businesses would close in a period of 1 year after the covid isolation. I took away Canadian's right to protest, I took away Canadian's right to say no, I took away Canadian's rights to tell the truth, and most of all I took all their money, and savings, their house, their little cat. I was trudeauing.
by ironfinn May 22, 2024
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Trudeauing

Projecting one’s own flaws, or destructive actions, on to one’s political opponents

Similar to gaslighting, to manipulate someone using psychological methods into questioning their own sanity or powers of reasoning.
Person 1: Dude, your Primeminister called millions of Canadians "Nazis" because they voted against him, and then he actually invited an old timely Nazi to your Parliament.

Person 2: That's our Justin, Trudeauing pretty hard.
by NDG DUDE April 21, 2024
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Trudeau

An inverse male genitalia, where a person is born or made to have the ballsack above the wiener, which resembles the face of a sad anteater with swollen cheeks.
He had a Trudeau.
by BlockRobert May 7, 2025
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Trudeau Town

The part of each city in Canada that is dominated by tents and makeshift houses due to the wreckless policies of this term's namesake.
"You hear about Joe? The price of rent in Toronto is so high he ended up in a Trudeau town"
by Bacish May 9, 2024
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