This delightful hack will have your public men’s room smelling like a 0-star hotel.
At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
Carthage McFartface: HAY EYYY IM SORREY BUT I EHH GAYVE YER MANS ROOM A UPGRADE OVER THERE EH?
Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.
Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.
Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 28, 2025
Get the Trudeau Air Freshenermug. Trudeauing
Projecting one’s own flaws, or destructive actions, on to one’s political opponents
Similar to gaslighting, to manipulate someone using psychological methods into questioning their own sanity or powers of reasoning
Extreme gaslighting
To divide and conquer
See lying
See hypocrisy
See gaslighting
Example: one who, after accusing opponents or adversaries of standing with nazis, invites an actual nazi to a large public event.
Projecting one’s own flaws, or destructive actions, on to one’s political opponents
Similar to gaslighting, to manipulate someone using psychological methods into questioning their own sanity or powers of reasoning
Extreme gaslighting
To divide and conquer
See lying
See hypocrisy
See gaslighting
Example: one who, after accusing opponents or adversaries of standing with nazis, invites an actual nazi to a large public event.
by Stark91 May 2, 2024
Get the Trudeauingmug. An individual that is somehow Incompetent, greedy and conniving at the same time.
Somebody that will plunge a country into a shitshow if I means upping his paycheck out of china's glory hole.
Somebody that will plunge a country into a shitshow if I means upping his paycheck out of china's glory hole.
Trudeau is the perfect puppet to use to feed propaganda and various violations through means that no honest person would agree to.
by Monkeyciggy November 22, 2021
Get the Trudeaumug. Yo PETHS be filled with bare wasteyutes fam. 95% of the school is asian and are either wannabe toronto mans or are nerdy asl. And dont even get me started on these brownies fam. They b using the n word all da time like they from jane and finch but they miyutes ong. The crossroad kids be acting like they own da place and the caf kids musty af styll. The music hall filled with stanky ass nerds who tryna play tuff and the shordys be merked af.
Toronto Mans: Yo where can I find dem bomb ass cookies?
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.
by bomboclautpusseater April 26, 2024
Get the Pierre Elliot Trudeau High Schoolmug. An encampment of tents and other shanty buildings, inhabited by unhoused people, which frequently popped up in parks and public spaces all over Canada during the mid 2020's financial depression and economic disaster.
Sally MacDonald couldn't afford the $3,000 monthly rent for a junior bachelor apartment in the area, so she had no choice but to buy a tent and set up in the nearest Trudeau Town.
by Canada Cal January 13, 2024
Get the Trudeau Townmug. ArriveCan - the 250 million dollar app that was approved by his office that did nothing and that even the Auditor General could not account for. A catch and release program for criminals and free drugs for addicted citizens to ‘cure’ them. Wtf?? (where’s the funds??) we are now living in a third world country and don’t even know it!!! FU Trudeau!!
by natchoman2 February 17, 2024
Get the Trudeaumug. When you tie buttplugs to both ends of a string, insert one buttplug in one man's anus, and the other in another man's. Have the men crawl on their knees away from eachother until the string is tight. This is a Trudeau Tightrope.
by Canadamans September 28, 2022
Get the Trudeau Tightropemug.