the hairy dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?

Aleena: why yes

Aleena: takes off disguise to reveal a very hairy face
Aleena: aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

Trees & ZZZ's

The act of smoking marijuana before one goes to sleep.

Guys I'm smashed up, time to go back to my room for some Trees & ZZZ's.

by Cabey Dodey April 27, 2009

treeshing

A girl that is hoeing around with every guy she sees and has a new man basically everyday.

Yo bro these bitches be treeshing don’t fuck with them no more.

by The_Nickchize August 1, 2018

Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014

can't see the forest for the trees

It means that if you look at things one at a time, you might not realize that a branch of separate "trees" go togehter to make a "forest"

When you are too close to a situation you need to step back and get a little perspective. When you do you will notice there was a whole forest you couldn't see before because you were too close, and focusing on the trees.
Simply that you have focused on the many details and have failed to see the overall view, impression or key point.

Example "can't see the forest for the trees"

He is so caught up in her affectation that he " cant see the forest for the trees"

He is to busy on the outside looking in that he cant see the forest for the trees.

by alberta rogerdena August 24, 2012

r/trees

pure happiness. a friendly environment for all people, tree smokers or not. the people who spend time here are known as ents, based off the ents from lord of the rings, who are a "calm and deliberate" race. basically, it's the most awesome place in the world

looking for an awesome stoner site? you should go to r/trees, the happiest place on the internet

by 420nation September 7, 2011

bears in trees

a very snazzy dirtbag boyband that i love very much.

they consist of: iain - vocals, lyrics + bass; nick - guitar + lyrics; callum - ukulele, piano + vocals; and george - drums + production

DEFINITELY GO LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC <333

person 1: i listen to bears in trees!!

person 2: omg??? you must be so swag, they're amazing

by kindasage July 3, 2021