Tractorlicious

The state of being as fabulous as a tractor

This maths lesson is tractorlicious

by Hayley van der wattsanotor June 13, 2018

midnight traitor

someone who says they'll stay up with you until midnight doing homework and then finishes early and goes to sleep and your life sucks since you're up alone doing homework

In the evening, Sarah made me watch YouTube videos with her because she said she'd stay up late with me and we could do homework later. She finished by 10 and went to bed and I was up til 4 in the morning! Sarah is such a midnight traitor.

by someone awesomely cool January 29, 2009

Twilight traitor

The person that we all applaude for leaking one of Stephanie Meyer's books that was not yet published, and therefore causing her to decide not to publish it, and saving the world from having to see yet another horribly shitty book invading our bookstores and pretending to be an actual piece of literature. This person, while anonymous, is considered a hero by every person in the world not infected by the terrible disease known as twilight.

twilight twishit stephanie meyer Twilight traitor

by OurBella'sDead,YoursWillBeToo October 30, 2011

southern traitor

A phrase used by the yankees during the civil war for betraying the rest of the country.

Away down South in the land of traitors,
Rattlesnakes and alligators,
Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where cotton's king and men are chattles,
Union boys will win the battles, right away!
Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
(I just realized this song doesn't have southern traitors in it lol)

by justryingtolive667 June 17, 2021

joe tractorman

Bill Wurtz's name in his video "and the day goes on". This wasn't his name at the beginning of the video, and the name's presumably stolen from a tractor driver in Virginia.

Person 1: Did you hear the news flash about Joe Tractorman yesterday? Man, the internet's going crazy over him.
Person 2: Yeah, the guy went out of his tractor and legit flew away.

30 minutes later:
joe tractorman: woke up in the morning, travelling straight into the sun-

by idontdontuseurbandictionary February 20, 2022

Looking at tractors

Euphemism for looking at porn in the workplace. Regional term currently limited to Westminster but has been growing in popularity.

"I was looking at tractors” Neil Parish, MP for Tiverton and Honiton (30 April 2022)

by Uk voter THX1178 April 30, 2022

Bannya, Vodka & Tractor

The Best medicine for CoVid in opinion of Old Plesh (Alexander Lukashenko) .

Bannya is a national bath-house, where people washing in high hot temperatures. Nowadays in Belarus, Russia and Slavs countries Bannya is commonly atribute of village people, because often is the one traditionay way to clean up.

The Lukashenko meant that village people dont get the CovId coz they have no time to think about it, and laughing saying add that "village people use their medicine...it's vodka,tractor and bannya".
such manner of saying tells his attitude to t he village people: who only rides on tractor (coz tractor is the property of state farm where village people works, but they have no in property the own car, or just have no time to ride their cars, coz all time they drink vodka and work), drink vodka much and wash only at bannya coz have no comfortables bath-room at home, coz their houses are old

Lukashenko: More often clean up the hands, have a meal in time. I'm not alcoholic, but joking latest time a little that by vodka not only clean the hands,but..drink also to poison the virus. But not at job! Chineese advice us that virus dies about +60 degrees centigrade...The pleasure is to watch TV:tractor people work, nobody know about viruses. Tractor heals everybody! Bannya, Vodka & Tractor!

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020