townies 

They are just the oposite from greebs, im a greeb and i haveb est mates that are townie i dont have anyhting against them but ther is a massive divide .

we jus wear different clothes n speak a bit different .. is tht so wrong?

townies by imo June 11, 2004

townies 

not all townies are bad the good 1s are being steroe typed because most goths,greebos,skaters etc think they are all the same townies are getin bad names because of the diked townies who walk round thinking there all it sum off me mates are sharrons an they are lovely people to no expecially when sharrons are startin on ya they no what to do cus they are 1 lol

not all townies are bad!!!!!

townies by manson rulzxx:) August 5, 2004

townies 

Townies are nt scrubbas at all iv stopd bare fyts m8. we dnt lke moshas cz dey r scrubbas n fink der solid, girls r mena wear make-up not lads ya fukin puffs n lambrini n casini r mint drinkz evn do der cheap townies can twat da fukin shit owt ov meny goths n shit.
n y da fuk u callin uz slags we shag cuz we wont 2 so piss off.
rockies-£120
fred perry-£45
lacoste tacksuit-£175
tnz-£100-£150
u du da fukin maths we AINT TRAMPS!!!

dis is a townie convo
reet u sik layd,buzin las nyt ad a bit ov weed n shit
yar fuk me gt wrekd owt me ed piss funi
what is so hard 4 figa owt wat that meenz!!!

townies by MICHELE February 19, 2005

Townies 

Da H44D/44 Blocc Dangerzone, South Side Rangerz Know

Random Hoe/Opp: Where you from g
Me: The Townies fuvk out my face, BiGG 4 Sh!t NO HOE SH!T

Townies by 44shitmaccin onb December 3, 2020

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) by james December 19, 2003

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

What every scrawney little pussy boy fears.

Kurt Cobain won't save you, mother fucker.

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004