TOUCHE

A Northern English expression meaning "How Embarrasing"

TOUCHE!

by Jeremiah Hottentot May 26, 2011

touch

to rape something.

"be careful he'll touch your pets and kids"

by hightimesRgoodtimes March 12, 2004

Touche

someone that is a tool like douche (douche bag)

That guy you were seeing was a total touche !

by r0ck5tar09 June 14, 2011

Touche

Touche; A fancy pedophile word with a bonus "e".

"The old man down the street tried to Touche my kids!"
"What the fuck is Touche!?"
"Fancy pedo language, it means touch."
"That sick fucker."

by Rapin'Babies November 13, 2011

touch

To update the timestamp of a file.

Touch /amy/vag so that it's fresh.

by Aaron November 20, 2003

Touch

A general expression of ecstasy. The pursuit of ecstasy through physical pleasure or fantasies.

-Touch my butt
-I want to touch you
-I like to touch
-Jeremy touch me
-TOUCH!!

by Julesman January 20, 2009

touch

fight in a nice, cute, flirtatious way

We touch all the time bro, I'm pretty sure she likes me.

by sheemeweemie July 4, 2011