When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.
by Jesus#2 August 12, 2011
to jerk off
by toss/salad July 18, 2016
play with your private parts
The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?
by zulbeng June 13, 2009
(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.
That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.
by A. Friend September 24, 2007
The "REAL" meaning comes from JAIL...When you get (CENSORED) in the (CENSORED) by another guy ....
Then you H4wk3r and Joe_Hard it out ...
Then you H4wk3r and Joe_Hard it out ...
by Louis B September 27, 2005
Who will toss my salad?
by KaypiGames December 11, 2018
To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.
by oompaloompa June 14, 2003