To engage in a civilized discussion based on compromising with the peers you discuss tripe with, while keeping an open mind and laughing away disagreements and agreements. Usually stereotyped and portrayal of well aged men donning the garb of the usual business man and sipping on the finest of wine in front of a raging fire.
Johnathan and William are the best of friends, who share their differences through agreements. They engage in Top Hat & Monocle Discussions to show that they can understand each other without the exchange of hurtful words.
William : Do you believe Abortion is right?
Johnathon : Oh William, you do know we have no say in the beliefs of others
William : people do have the power to influence, correct?
Johnathon : People should have their own choice, I personally don't believe in taking away the lives of unborn children only because their parent isn't supposedly "ready" but why should I have a say in their choice?
William : You're right, why should we decide for others.
William : Do you believe Abortion is right?
Johnathon : Oh William, you do know we have no say in the beliefs of others
William : people do have the power to influence, correct?
Johnathon : People should have their own choice, I personally don't believe in taking away the lives of unborn children only because their parent isn't supposedly "ready" but why should I have a say in their choice?
William : You're right, why should we decide for others.
by The Souper Nazi May 27, 2009
The act of using a latex or nitrile glove as a condom during intercourse, ejaculating inside of it, then placing it on top of another one's head. The end result making the victim somewhat resemble an angry rooster (said victim will probably chase you).
by Polish Top Hat May 14, 2012
by todd_jason December 6, 2019
The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair.
by Fisting for jesus May 30, 2017
Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position
by Bobozegreat August 14, 2010
While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018
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