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Empty Toolbox

A tool box with little or none things in it, which you get fer your birthday
Jordan Markle got an empty toolbox for his birthday...WHAT THE FUCK
by draino destroier April 21, 2010
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Toolbox

A compact car such as an old Toyota Camry that has been souped up usually with an oversized spoiler, mismatched bumper, and front vent, almost always driven by a tool.
Josh- Toolbox, nine o'clock.

Jake- Haha, nice 3 ft spoiler on your 4 ft car.
by JFordicus March 13, 2011
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Came out of the toolbox

A term used to describe someone who joined, switched into, or revealed that they were/are an Engineer after claiming otherwise for a long time. This is actually very common for students who originally wanted to do Engineering, but left it for something else because they thought it would end up boring, or because of annoying parents. In some rare cases, an art student will come out of the toolbox, and if they are successful they will be hated by everyone for being both left and right-brained.

Some warning signs could be: Tinkering when no one is around, playing with Legos too much, and casually building the Iron Man armor in the garage.
"Hey, did you hear Tony came out of the toolbox?"
"Pshh, doesn't surprise me. Animation was just a cover-up, I knew ever since I saw him 3D printing in the library"
by whispy82 February 2, 2015
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Show 'em my toolbox

This is a phrase that means for a male to show off his genitalia to another person(s). Usually, this is done in a non-threatening way; possibly even verging on a friendly way.
My boss was having a rough day, so to brighten him up a bit I asked if he would like me to show 'em my toolbox.
by Cpt. Lazerus November 12, 2009
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Banging toolbox

To have the absolute best tools possible in your toolbox to make you stand out as one of the workers who are trusted and passionate about their work.
She has a banging toolbox, so I hired her, knowing that she will take pride in everything she works on in her profession, compared to people who just work because they have to.
by Greenchick August 31, 2023
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Toolbox Kick

An action performed when a tool does something very toolboxly.

A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.
Preston was such a fucking toolbox that his douchebaggery could only be described as a Toolbox Kick.

Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"
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grandpa's toolbox

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.
" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox
by 427big cat November 9, 2018
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