tool

a douche bag usually oblivious to whats actually going on, will act like a complete ass to look good in front of their tool posse. usually rich, steriotypicly good looking, possibly drives a hummer, nobody usually likes these people, and they all really dress alike, try to sag their pants with a hollister shirt and either short spiked or baech boy hair and flip flops.

a man wearing a wifebeater while blaring bad tool music from the sub woofer of his yellow hummer with a license plate that says "WRKNOUT"

by you.kno.me August 8, 2009

Tool

A tool is someone less than a douche who listens to nickelback and wears ed hardy or polo.

Jack is a shitty manager and a tool.

by Papa Ryo June 19, 2009

Tool

Mike " The Situation"

That guy is a fuckin tool

by BiggD1 October 2, 2010

Tool

people that keep writing the same definition for tool

get lives you tools

by luisgomezz March 30, 2011

Tool

Best band of all time with Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carey on drums, Paul D'Amour once on bass but now its Justin Chancellor, and last but certainly not least the vocals and the style that is Maynard James Keenan. Progressive rock band from the early 90's, introduced a lot of new things in music, including throwing time signatures out the window. Albums out:

92-Opiate
92-Undertow
94-Aenima
94-Salival
01-Lateralus

best music ever. period.

<some guy> what are you doing?
<TOOL fan> listening to TOOL.

by Jim-n-Tw3ak May 13, 2005

tool

guy that likes you, but when summer comes around, needs to try and get with every girl possible, ruining the relationship you could've had together. Even tho his reasoning is he "doesnt want to cheat on you" yeah bullshit. a tool then wants you to "forget" about him for the summer and then when school starts up again, you guys can go out, basically saying , let me hook up during summer and we can be together after.. and when he breaks up with you around spring time... you know why :)

omg tyler yocom is such a tool.

by littlemonkeylh June 29, 2009

Tool

A person who tries too hard to impress people, and is usually hated. Yet still everyone uses the tool for things like money, rides, and food. Even though he/she is always called a tool, they are too big of a tool to take it seriously. The person also laughs at everything to fit in, cracks bad jokes, tries to hard, and is almost always ditched. Often named Tom.

*phone rings*
"Don't answer for Tom. They're such a tool."
"TOM IS SUCH A TOOL!"
"Don't tell the tool about the party, he'll make everything weird."

by Dr. Wiggle December 16, 2008