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dirty tomas

when the male positions him self under the female n sticks his hand up the vagina n comes out the other end(bunhole)
i heard bob gave his wife the ol' dirty tomas
by tomasy February 27, 2009
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tomas kalnoky

The god of ska. Went from being in Gimp at 15 (a band resembling Nirvana) to Catch-22 at 16. Writing every song on the album Keasbey Nights at ages 16-18 and putting the CD out at 18. Then Went on to make the best acoustic ska band ever at age 22, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution. Then the same year forming the band Streetlight Manifesto with ex-catch 22 members and ex-one cool guy members. Tomas wrote the music and lyrics to the most incredible ska cd out, Everything Goes Numb. The bands new cd is set to release this year titled Somewhere in the Between.

I seriously would fuck him and I'm completely straight.
"Hey man you listen to any Tomas Kalnoky bands?" "Yeah if I didn't I'd probably end up in hell" "Let's go jack off to Kalnoky" "Ya and then sacrifice some emo kids to him"
by rudeboyben September 7, 2007
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Tomarrow

the dumbass version of the word tomorrow
normally used online
chat started
Jim: so what time should we hang out?
Steve: how about tomarrow
Jim:okay, tomorrow is fine
by nickkzor99 August 10, 2010
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Tomas

Origin: Latin
Meaning: A Twin
Variation of Thomas

Ranked 506 in the top 1000 given names for births in the 1990's.

He is: very attractive, extremely funny, a smart person (although others may not think so), and handsome.

He: is very considerate of those that he loves, makes me smile so much that my jaw will start to hurt, speaks his mind and states everything clearly (and i like that), is very loud, can make me cry, has a tendency to get mad quite easily from time to time (it's okay), can't get enough of that music, won't get out of my head, and probably thinks I'm an idiot for typing all of this up on Urban Dictionary.

I: really really like him a lot, like it when he gives me hugs (maybe more than like) (and especially when he squeezes me real tight), usually have trouble trying to stop myself from thinking about him, like it when he calls me unexpectedly, like listening to him, like walking next to him (LOL), just like being with him (too many likes!), remember watching Halloween and those other scary movies during October (TRICK OR TREAT B****) and how it sucked that they never said it right, used to have about seventy AIM chats saved with him (i know that's crazy), miss him when he's not at school (even just for one class), always talk about him to my girl Julie (and always hesitate because I don't want to annoy her), liked it when he came over to my neighborhood, wonder if he ever even thinks about me, always look forward to seeing him, can be really shy around him, know one day he'll see this, and I like going places with him and Julie (even though we bore him).

I just really like him, a lot. Maybe even more than he knows. And I know once I send this and read over it I'll figure out something that I forgot to list and get worked up about it, haha, and so mad that I didn't put it. But you know what? I could always tell him.

And - Tomas, if you do ever see this... I love you. :\
Tomas is my best friend.
by Vanessa #8 September 16, 2008
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Tomás Estrada

A wonderful, highly intelligent, and super-d-duper guy!
Tomás Estrada: To know him is to love him!
Those who know him..love him!
Those who do not know him...love him, from afar!
by Kiko February 1, 2004
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tomara

A very kind and sweet girl, once you get to know her she is sweet and open to help you out
Friend: hey can we talk tonight
Tomara: Sure anything you want to talk about I'm here
Friend: Thanks Tomara you're the best
by Emily Skaalrud January 1, 2018
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Tomas

Tomas is the kinda guy that everyone wants to be friends with. All the girls have a crush on him and he is obsessed with sports. He is also very outgoing and attractive.
Tomas is friendly, outgoing, sporty and nice
by PrettyBrownEyesWatchaDoin March 24, 2019
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