toddy

Todrick Hall's nickname

Jaydee: Who is Toddy? Why do you always say you're listening to Toddy?
Cameron: Toddy is Todrick Hall's nickname... you know, the guy who made the best album of 2022, Algorhythm?
Jaydee: Oh yeah, Toddy! That's such a cool nickname, and a cool, talented guy!

by cruelsummerstan October 6, 2022

toddy mikkelson

bald sexy man

hey look at that balls hot man im tryna smash toddy mikkelson

by lkasdnkjasghfisgucef October 21, 2022

toddyler

A pre- or early "terrible twos" human whose existence and/or presence involved alcoholic beverages somewhere along da way.

If a young child is described as a "toddyler", it can mean one or more of several things, such as dat one or both parents had been judgement-cloudingly buzzed at da time of conception, da couple had not been entirely sober when they'd signed da adoption papers, etc.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

Todayasapy

A word/acronym hybrid; Today as soon as possible except leisurely; a slight sense of urgency but it’s really not urgent, so sit back relax it’ll be done before midnight today.

Mark will submit his PTO todayasapy.

by Sup3rrad August 6, 2025

Hot Toddy

Also known as a hot whiskey in Ireland, it is typically a mixed drink made of Whiskey/Bourbon (Scotch or Brandy can also be used) and is cooked in a sauce pan with hot water, honey, herbs and spices, lemon and is served hot. Hot toddy recipes vary and are traditionally drunk before retiring for the night, in wet or cold weather, or to relieve the symptoms of the cold and flu.

I better make myself a Hot Toddy in the hope It will help me get some sleep and to feel better in the morning.

by EnigmaticContessa September 30, 2019

The Toddfather

“Don’t make beats, I just beat “boxes”,
I don’t kick ass, I’ll break your coccyx
I stay still and Im cautious, cuz I’m so ill that I’m nauseous

I look younger than I am, Andy Milonakis
More rhymes than LeAnn, I got this
So kick back and watch THIS:

I TOLD THE HO, TO FUCK MY TOTEM POLE,
SHE SUCKED MY SCROTUM WHOLE, WHILE I SMOKED A BOWL
THEN I RAPED HER BUTT WIT HER MOUTH STAPLED SHUT,
DEAD HORSE ON A TRACK LIKE EIGHT BELLS, WHAT!

1/3 of your favorite rap groups favorite rap group, he is the Toddfather from the trio Dead Horses this group was the driving force of the most sought after Bay Area collective of the early 2000s:

Los Tigres del Oeste

The Toddfather, here to let his cock slaughter your hot daughter

HART, THE CLAP, THE TODDFATHER SICKEST SHIT SINCE MALARIA,
RUN FOR COVER AINT NO OTHER, FOOL THE BAY’S IN THE AREA

by D3adHors3s November 14, 2022

Alter Toddy Tickler

luxpaws system alter named toddy tickler
He likes to tickle toddlers, doesn’t get in troubel with law because he can plead insanity.

“Lux tickled my toddler!” “Oh, no thats just The Alter Toddy Tickler.”

by .sinicism March 26, 2024