Tobism

The name of a cult dedicated to the king of moosh, pledging to always stay flacid in an attempt to honor their messiahs mooshing ability.

"Hey bro, do you subscribe to tobism?"

"Oh hell yeah bro, I haven't had an erection in years."

by Chababi May 25, 2019

smackin toboggan

To masturbate or beat off so furiously that it is audible a room away

Dude I got in trouble bcz my mom caught me "smackin toboggan" last night

by furious masterbater April 15, 2009

Tipsy Toboggan

When a girl starts riding on your dick and instead of riding up and down she starts swaying side to side.

Bro Jennifer gave me a tipsy toboggan last night and she almost broke my dick in half in the process.

by hwebby July 30, 2016

Hash tags and the her toos

Groups of Feminist women who frequently and often classify anything even a simple compliment as harassment.

I gave Katie a simple compliment about how nice her new shoes looked and she freaked out on me. Then immediately picked up her iPhone to go on Twitter to join the hash tags and the her toos. Only in liberal post-obummer America where anything a white male says about a women or minority is considered racist or sexist.

by pctv guy June 6, 2018

Toboggan

Another word for condom.

Never go scroggin'(see definition to scroggin') without a "toboggan".

by Cat Blackbone May 23, 2019

toosh

A word referring to a person with immense swag or glamour or riches

That guy is so tooshed up, he's walks with lots of swag

by detoosh December 3, 2019

Tooshy

A mushy butt that feels amazing to squeeze it is so satisfying most people with tooshys like eating pasta with marinara sauce

Oooohhhh that felt nice, must be a tooshy

by Fnndnfejjnrfkjnjltgnljhbhukfbk March 25, 2019