todayrow

Today+tomorrow, where one is still awake from the previous day but midnight has passed.

'Todayrow' is a thing now--because fuck you, that's why.

Why do now what you can do todayrow when you can put it off til todayrow--or better yet, tomorrowrow?

by Ptolemy, or something. February 23, 2014

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

not today

a phrase used when somebody is not in the mood to deal with anything.

Arianna: “Not today”

Lexi: “of course lol”

by southerngirl8 November 28, 2017

toadie

A side kick, a tag-a-long, one who is sent to do the dirty work.

Vito was dissapointed when Vinnie didn't make good on his his wager; so, he sent a couple of his toadies out to break his shins.

by Cara Marie November 10, 2006

Not today Satan, not today.

"Not today Satan, not today," comes from the show RuPaul's Drag Race, and was said by season 6's winner Bianca Del Rio who served us some clown realness. The meaning means the devil a.k.a. Satan will not get in your way today.

"I was wondering if you were going to turn out a look that we haven't already seen before?" Said Courtney Act

" Not today Satan, not today." said Bianca Del Rio

by Officialextazy January 18, 2015

Toading

To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion

Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts

by Spewnicorn February 6, 2019

toodyhoo

A term urging others to enjoy whatever new object they have just purchased. It can also mean something akin to “wear it well” (when referring to clothing, as it often is) or “use it well. when referring to anything else”

Translation of Hebrew word "tithadesh - תִּתְחַדֵּשׁ" , which does not have an English translation. It is a very common word in the hebrew language, and is very nice to say to someone who purchased something new!

1: Is that a new car?
2:Yea i just bought it
1: wow it's beautiful, toodyhoo

by Mrisrael September 22, 2017