Splenda Mama

Similar to a sugar mama but very, very old.
“Hey, did you hear Gaby’s grandma got him the new PS5?”
“That’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”
by OGBB March 25, 2021
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Gimme some splenda

Gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.
Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.

Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).

Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.
Boyfriend: Hey “babegimme some splenda
Girlfriend: *Slap
Boyfriend: Agh… (and single)
by toothpaste salad December 20, 2008
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Nancy Splenda

A fusion term of “negative Nancy” and “Splenda packet”. Used to describe someone who is unable and/or unwilling to display cheer, or who is unwilling or otherwise not open to unearthing positivity in negative moments
Wow, I tried to see how she was and she just one-lined me. What a Nancy Splenda!
by sigmapopsicle March 28, 2020
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Splenda ghost

When you live in your exs head rent free.
Low cal. No effort. Just like Splenda.

Haven't talked to my ex in years. Splenda ghost.
by Hanabal71 December 11, 2021
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Splenda moment

When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetenerSplenda”.
Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”

Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”
by ImaShankMaAss September 25, 2022
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Splenda Father

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual
by Jasian1028 July 01, 2020
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Splendid Splenda

This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal the prize inside. Your day should now get exponentially better. :)
He had been talking to this chick his whole life because he lives next door to her. So, he finally grew a pair and gave her (or pulled a) Splendid Splenda.
by Dr. House Call August 04, 2010
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