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Tessa

;)Tessa can be very flirty and fun to be around. She's cool to hang around. Also fits in with any group. Always true to her close friends and will never leave them hanging. You can always count on Tessa! She likes to laugh and can seem obnoxious at times, but that's why we love her! <3
That crazy Tessa!
by Friends:)666666 July 20, 2011
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Tess Gerritsen

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"
by Read On July 7, 2011
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Tessakins

1. Any one of a race of amazing girls bearing the given name Tessa who enjoy Sleeping, Not doing homework, Staying up late for no reason, Dancing, Flirting, Rainbow Alliance (on occasion) Cuddles, Hugs, Being Old, Worrying, Military Men, Hippies and/or Hippie ish guys.
2. An amazingly beautiful woman who posseses extreme knowledge, yet lacks the ability to spell.
3. A person who subscribes to the theory that dirt and germs are the same thing (also known as the dirt=germs theory)
4. A female who is two awesome to be allowed to belong to any one man, and is therefore, according to all formally known boy code, stuck in the "friend zone"
5. The most awesome best friend a girl could ask for (after you go through the 3 year test period, consisting of being told that your parents dont love you...)
I loveses my tessakins!
by Cat039 December 16, 2008
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Tressa

Slang for a very gorgeous or hot girl. Originated in the South due to the famous celebrity known as Tressa Schmick who is well known for her poetry, family status, hair, and brilliant blue eyes.
That girl is so Tressa. or She so Tressa.
by Marley Jones August 2, 2008
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Tressa

Noun: A bad ass mofo who likes to get down and dirty. Loves the expression "What?!", and usually has a very noticeable laugh. Stay out of her way, when Tressa is mad nothing can stop her. Avoid her at all costs.

Verb: to cause physical abuse, afflict, belt, bite, blemish, bruise, burn, cramp, cut, cut up, damage, disable, do violence, flail, flog, harm, impair, injure, kick, lacerate, lash, maltreat, mar, maul, mess up, nip, pierce, pinch, pommel, prick, pummel, punch, puncture, punish, rough up, shake up, slap, slug, smart, spank, spoil, squeeze, stab, sting, tear, throb, torment, torture, trouble, wax, whack, whip, wing, wound, wrack up, wring, and pain to innocent by-standers;
"Tressa, you just missed the last episode of Doctor Who."
"What?!, I'll kill you!
by walmartcashier July 16, 2011
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Tess Tickles

Very unfortunate name, however they do not care. Yeet
Wait, her name is actually Tess Tickles
by Thine Bread April 22, 2019
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teesside

The land of kings and gods called the smoggies fed by the dish of made up of every amazing people and things that has ever lived. Not to be linked or associated with the Geordies or the Mackems. Weekly meeting are held at the "Riverside stadium" held by the leader of all religions and governing bodys Tony Mowbray. The meetings consist of watching the Boro win against every shit team in the league.
Sad geordie "I can't live in this shithole anymore I wish I lived in TEESSIDE"

Sad Mackem "Shame they have class in TEESSIDE so we arn't allowed"
by Borolad345 December 13, 2012
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