Titmice

A girl who only has big titties because she herself is very small. Singular: Titmouse

When all the new freshmen girls came in, I couldn’t help but notice that they were all titmice.

by Katie Rack$ September 20, 2019

titoo

A noun for either:
1) A tatoo on a tit.
2) A tatoo'd tit.
3) A broad with a tatoo'd tit.

Mrs. Mc'Clein has a titoo, i saw it when she kept dropping her pen on the first day of school.

by Jay Bhula April 1, 2008

Tito's Tacos

An overhyped, "Mexican" restaurant specializing in Jack-in-the-Box style tacos. Mostly caters to white people from the Westside who don't know any better.

The store was out of dog food so I stopped by Tito's Tacos instead.

by absurdantihero November 12, 2015

tito

Awesome dude who should be always respected. Super cool dude does not smell like shit. Theres never a pungent smell coming form his legs. He is cool all the girls want him, but he doenst want any hoes. ONly the pure mudabitch

Dude 1: That guy is so awesome
Dude 2: He MUST be Tito

by sandyballs97 June 21, 2010

Titmouse

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008

Tito Ortiz Syndrome

People who are never gracious in defeat and always have an excuse for not winning or dealing with a negative outcome. Also known as TSO.

Joe Rogan: So Tito, I saw you kinda lost it in the first round.

Tito Ortiz: No I didn't loose, some sweat got in my eye and I couldn't see, he just got lucky that's all. Otherwise I would've won.

Dude in Audience: That's what I'm talking about! Tito Ortiz Syndrome, straight from the source!

by doubleHelix August 22, 2010

pull a tito

verb.
A maneuver used by an individual in order to bail on their friends. "bravaso! I'll be there" confirms the plans with friends, only to later be ignored. In order to hang out with his girlfriend, someone "pulls a tito" by giving some lame excuse to friends. Such individual often spends enormous amounts of time with his girlfriend already, and seldom sees his friends. The girlfriend is often overbearing and annoying.

"Is la rata coming tonight? he said he would, but he's probably gonna pull a tito again"
I think i'm getting a cold.
I have to work early.
She's been sick all week, I need to tend to her.
I fell asleep after we talked.
I can only hang out with you when she's busy.
Hey you wanna come play soccer? no, I'm not gonna go, but go by yourself anyway.

by willy_sabor May 24, 2009