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Titanic

the best movie of all time. throughout watching the movie you sit there and hope jack doesn't die, because leonardo di caprio is the most sexiest man alive. it's a look an older and longer version of the song "someone like you" by adele, making you want to sit there and cry while you stuff your face with icecream and wonder why your love life can't be like that.
girl one: me and jimmy just broke up.

girl two: oh, do you want me to play "someone like you"?

girl one: oh hell no. that can't even come close to showing my emotional despair. i think i'm just going to watch the Titanic and eat a pint of ben and jerry's.
by iamsillychild January 23, 2012
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Titan

From EVE Online.

A giant, roughly phallic starship, able to bring about tremendous destructive power. It takes about a year to train for, and another two to use it effectively.
They've brought in a Titan!

Phil's carrier got hit by a Titan, it popped immediately.
by Ze Hydro November 21, 2015
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Titan

Within the context of Games Workshop's Warhammer 40,000, Titans are massive, over-gunned God-machines that are deployed to utterly crush opposition that is too well entrenched to be dealt with through conventional arms. The smallest class of Titan is several times larger than the largest conventional battle tank, and the largest Titans (such as the Imperator and Warmonger) are capable of laying waste to entire cities in single volleys of fire.

It is an unspoken rule that Titans must therefore have names of unparalleled gravitas, for example, "Dies Irae" (Day of Wrath), "Dominatus" or "Majesti Indomitabilis".

Players who build the largest classes of Titan within the constraints of Warhammer 40,000 are seen as being either Gods amongst Nerds, or Eternal Virgins.
"Hey dude, Check this out - this guy has an awesome Baneblade."

"Good for him. Now can you come out to my car and help me carry my Warlord Titan inside?"
by Koppenflak September 26, 2008
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titanic

A type of poop that, after dropping into the water of the toilet, proceeds to shoot back up and lightly touch the anus of the pooper.
Mom!! i just titanic'd a shit!
by titanicman October 6, 2009
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Titanic

The Titanic is when you are getting head in a hot tub and the girl is underwater blowing you. You wait, and when she comes up for air, you hit her in the face with a big bag of ice.
Guy 1: "Dude, I gave that girl a Titanic last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice man, how did it go?"
Guy 1: "It was awesome man, I hit her with the ice and screamed 'Never Let Go!'"
by DamianSolari February 19, 2009
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Titanic

The ship that was claimed by engineers to be the Unsinkable until a mere iceberg turned that fucker into one of the most embarassing failures of he 20th century.
The movie was also shit.
by AYB April 21, 2003
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Titan

Not, the moon, not the Greek giants, not the AoT giants, but the Gigachad from Megamind.
Titan is cool, he gets all the girls.
by Just_a_Guy624 April 27, 2023
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