Tinderized

Being bombarded by fake Tinder chicks to follow their webcam shows or go to some website only to talk to actual girls that never want to meet because apparently Tinder is for people who don't want to "hook up"

This chick on tinder, a site for hooking up, didn't want to actually hang out. My dick got Tinderized. Yay internet.

I got tinderized by 400 fake profiles trying to make me watch some dumbfuck webcam site.

by hunterfuckyougoddammit December 15, 2015

Tinkeritus

The feeling of having to "tinker" and modify everything you own, just because you can.

Tim "The Toolman" Taylor suffered from tinkeritus, resulting in things like a turbo-charged racing lawn mower and an 8000-horsepower washing machine/food processor.

by Ponyboy25 February 24, 2009

tannerite

explosive that should only be yoused to kill isis and make them waswas

tannerite

by weedygonzoless May 24, 2016

Tinderize

What happens when you hookup with someone you meet from Tinder

I met Jason on Tinder and after had a few drinks we went back to my place and he tinderized me.

by msdiva August 30, 2015

Tinderising

To use the app "Tinder" to successfully talk a guy/girl into a date. Once this point has been reached, then your date has been sufficiently Tinderised.

Can be used in the context of when a person you are talking to on Tinder suddenly disappears off the face of the planet (which is somewhat inevitable), you can send them a message similar to: "so are you too busy Tinderising someone else to bother replying..?"

Friend: "hey what are you up to?"

Me: "Shhh! I'm busy Tinderising this really hot guy!!"

by Miss Phoenix January 24, 2014

tindermen

Species of human beings of the male sort that frequent Tinder

Have you caught up with all those Tindermen interested in you lately?

by Pseudoly January 27, 2015

Tenderize

To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.

Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.

"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"

Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."

Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"

"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"

by ArdeGT February 23, 2008