Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil

The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.

A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.

Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?

Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.

Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!

by Stephan, The Humble Black Guy April 1, 2011

Timolope

Professional character displaying high self esteem. Often demonstrates their high self worth by owning at online games. Will change their name often as an attempt to avoid detection by fellow online gamers so as to facilitate a few more moments of owning before being kicked by the community. Their scientific name is Owneddist Extremist.

Player 1: Wow that guy's GOOD!!!

Player 2: Oh No Its Timolope!!

Player 1: Kick him before he Owns us!!

Player2: F11!!

*Timolope has Left the Game*

by GamingCommunitysAroundTheWorld September 25, 2010

two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

Demon-timing

When you or somebody do something tuff or go crazy.

Bro, he got beat up, then went on demon-timing and beat up all of them.

by Kwenu April 29, 2021

Camp Timanous

The best damn summer camp in the country. Camp Timanous is located on Panther Pond in Maine. It's an all-boys camp and features the best activites a camp can offer: sailing, riflery, sports, etc. Everyone who goes there loves it and it has a very strong alumni.

Camp Timanous sailors are the best in Maine.

I want to go back and visit Timanous.

by Man Dangan April 19, 2007

Timnah

An undeniably attractive, humorous, outgoing and intelligent girl. Her smile is infectious and her presence lights up a room. Epitomises spontaneity and is the perfect outgoing, confident girl.

damn ever since timnah entered the room none of the boys have taken their eyes off her

by salmonchanga July 23, 2018

two timing

A form of cheating in a relationship where a person attempts to maintain two seperate relationships at once without one-another involved in each relationship knowing about each other. When information is known, the offender usually openly denies anything's going on, and may accuse one person to the other that the other person involved is either obsessed with a relationship or is a home wrecker and, vice versa to the other person. In typical cheating on the other hand it may be a sexual relationship and, the "on the side" person may or may not know that the person they're having sex with is in a relationship.

Two timing usually occurs Where a married person has a girlfriend/boyfriend but the husband/wife does not know about the other person and the other person does not know who they're involved with a person is married.

Typical scapegoats is that the other person is obsessed or overall denial. In married situations, a common scapegoat is that the marriage has seperated whether it did or not.

by WAlexM June 17, 2007