Twatching

Using a mirror to observe your own vagina

I was horrified to walk in on Grandma twatching. The doctor suggested twatching to the patient with complaints of retained tampon.

by twatchdog April 18, 2018

Thatch

Two thighs that look like a snatch. (Vagina)

Man, did you see that fat girl?
Yeah, she definitely has a Thatch.

by DexterMorgan February 26, 2011

thratchy scroat

sticky hot and chapped nut sack after a long walk or hike

I got a thratchy scroat after the long walk in the desert and had to use powder to sooth it.

by Chuckie Sue October 17, 2008

twatchety

A person who acts like a cranky old twat

My English teacher is really twatchety.

by Nick Fura October 23, 2022

Twatching

A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.

Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.

“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”

by Iwannariot February 19, 2020

Twatch

Twatch

1. To watch your Twitter timeline without tweeting.

2. To not have a Twitter, but still follow along with celebrities' and your friends' tweets and trending topics.

Kevin: Son, get on Twitter.
Derek: I am.
Kevin: The fuck? You haven't tweeted anything in two days.
Derek: I know, man. I just been twatching something serious.

Joe: That #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
Matt: Dude, do you even have a Twitter?
Joe: No, I just twatch.

by LeTwatcher December 8, 2011

margaret thatcher

prime minister of UK between 1979 and 1990. First female, and given what she did to the country, probably the last female. Granted the powers to the EU that the conservative party now complained about. Had an unjustified war with argentina and killed tens of thousands of people overa bunch of frozen rocks when diplomacy would have got us back the islands that meant nothing to everyone in mainland UK and lots to the little racist people on them. trebled unemployment, shut down the mines (it is now worked out that if she left them alone, then it would have made the country a profit, rather than costing millions and putting thousands on the dole). oh, and a little thing called the poll tax.

In other words, the most overrated leader of the UK since the monarchy was in charge.

tory: margaret thatcher was the best thing that ever happened to this country. She put all those poor people in their place.

by RobMaaan December 28, 2005