Thot Thumpin

Getting the attention of a thot, by thumpin your hand on your car door as low as you can.

You know the best way to get the attention of a thot is, you gotta go thot thumpin.

by Snipedog22 September 22, 2017

twumpkin

licking a girls pussy delicately while she is taking a dump

Ryan applied a twumpkin on the cute girl while she was leaving some timber.

by Harry and Gene October 31, 2009

Trumpkin

Someone who defends every action or word from President Trump, regardless of the good or bad it is.

Bob: Trump said he would get Mexico to pay for the wall and he will!
Joe: Bob, you're such a Trumpkin. We can pay for it ourselves. Mexico can't even pay for their own shit.

by Always honest always right January 16, 2019

rusty trumpkin

A sexual act where you lick a Trump supporters ass while simultaneously giving them a reach around at a rally to make the supporters seem more enthusiastic about cheering for a losing candidate. This is a modification on the rusty trombone.

My tongue is sore after giving rusty trumpkins all across the country.

by Contributor_Random November 16, 2016

thumping the lemur

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?

by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008

cunt thumping

gwat twating, finger banging, quim strimming, vag ragging, twang banging, gee geeing, poon hooning, cunt shunting, labia dabbling

I cunt thumped
You cunt thumped
He/She/It cunt thumped
We cunt thumped
You cunt thumped
They cunt thumped

This is cunt thumping

by Justin Quind-Felcher October 9, 2008

thumbkin

The act one sticking one's thumb up someone's ass. Similar to wedgies and wet-willies, thumbkins are generally considered more 'classy' and are often used in gentlemenly situations.

"I say, I do believe I have received a thumbkin!"

"Thankyou sir may I have another?"

by Son September 13, 2003