by kibble-san November 8, 2004
Get the trombone mug.the act of administering a rusty trombone to a man who's just taken a dump; likely to occur after both parties come home from a long night of drinking and eating recklessly, possibly at Chili's; no amount of cautious wiping makes a muddy trombone acceptable -- at least not on the trombonist's part
Dude 1: Before I knew it, I was on the business end of a muddy trombone.
Dude 2: You mean, RUSTY trombone?
Dude 1: Naw, bro. Lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.
Dude 2: You mean, RUSTY trombone?
Dude 1: Naw, bro. Lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.
by Filthy Rodríguez January 21, 2009
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by sr1024 January 25, 2005
Get the rusty trombone mug.when you are having your cock masterbated and your ass lick at the same time. this creates a music sound like ahhhhhhrrrr
by scott hutchins May 9, 2004
Get the rusty trombone mug.Do you like to play the rusty trombone? You must be a master at playing the rusty trombone. That girl plays a mean rusty trombone. His lover played the rusty trombone.
by shwazwaz July 23, 2006
Get the rusty trombone mug.The trombone is the only instrument with a (non-tuning) slide, used to change the note and tuning. In theory, a good trombone player should be able to maintain perfect pitch forever, adjusting the position of the slide very slightly as well as flexing their embouchure. The trombone has been scientifically proven to be the loudest wind instrument, capable of overplaying, individually, 3 trumpets, 7 tubas, 40 clarinets, 4 horn players, and sometimes (depending on the players) the entirety of the orchestra.
By other band members, trombones/trombonists are often thought to be a) bad players, b) bad instruments, and/or c) selfish jerks. A is often used when around beginners; it is often hard to adjust to the slide and similar. As for tone, one can't account for everyone's tastes, but those who enjoy trombone sounds praise what they say is a mellow, brassy yet sweet sound accomplished by those proficient with the instrument. See the above for an explanation of beginning sounds. For C, trombones aren't the ones causing that, so please take your insults elsewhere.
As to players themselves, many say they enjoy the playing of the instrument because, firstly, it is, again, the loudest instrument, excepting percussion, etc., secondly, it has an interesting sound, unlike that of trumpets or woodwinds, and lastly, because it is simply fun to wave the slide around and pretend you are shooting a Nerf gun at the conductor.
By other band members, trombones/trombonists are often thought to be a) bad players, b) bad instruments, and/or c) selfish jerks. A is often used when around beginners; it is often hard to adjust to the slide and similar. As for tone, one can't account for everyone's tastes, but those who enjoy trombone sounds praise what they say is a mellow, brassy yet sweet sound accomplished by those proficient with the instrument. See the above for an explanation of beginning sounds. For C, trombones aren't the ones causing that, so please take your insults elsewhere.
As to players themselves, many say they enjoy the playing of the instrument because, firstly, it is, again, the loudest instrument, excepting percussion, etc., secondly, it has an interesting sound, unlike that of trumpets or woodwinds, and lastly, because it is simply fun to wave the slide around and pretend you are shooting a Nerf gun at the conductor.
1. On the night before the concert, I had to practice my trombone part so I could be sure I would play well.
2. The marching band cringed when the trombone players came out, blasting their parts as loudly as their lungs would allow.
2. The marching band cringed when the trombone players came out, blasting their parts as loudly as their lungs would allow.
by funnyfavorer101 December 4, 2013
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