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shit of a thousand wipes

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.
by Lunicus January 29, 2007
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Over nine thousand

Originally a popular video parody on YouTube and 4chan using characters from the nineties Japanese cartoon; DragonBall Z. The video took 15 seconds of episode footage, and dragged it over a minute and fifty seconds, producing a very repetitive effect. It is now used as an adjective synonymous with "cool" "great" "too hard" or to express the extreme circumstances in a situation.
"I started taking piano lessons, at first I sucked, but now I'm OVER NINE THOUSAND."

"No matter what I try, I just can't kill this stupid boss! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND! I give up!"
by Riketz October 28, 2006
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you thought you ate

when somebody thought they did something but they didn’t, when their joke lame or didn’t give what was supposed to be gave .
ex:
girl: “don’t play with me, i’ll beat your ugly a** h**while you looking like a dog 😘. period tf”
me/you: girl stfu you thought you ate that💀z
by okay because September 23, 2021
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thought masturbation

When someone has dumbass thoughts in his head that motivates him while doing nothing about it, usually all those people do is imagine and get pleasure from thinking some bullshit. They like to share those thoughts with their friends and listen to some music/look at images while thinking about it.
Michael's head:

*listens to balkan rap* => I need to move to Serbia !!
*looks for BMW photos on google and listens to german rap* => I need a BMW to prove em all wrong !!
*watches ultimate last minute goals on youtube* => I will become a football coach soon !!
*looks for some 90 days 90kg lost videos on youtube and listens to motivating songs* => tomorrow i start gym !!

Michael: bro, i finally found what I needed in my life..
Djafar. his best friend: Man stfu. i'm tired of your thought masturbation..
by upsetrobbery June 23, 2020
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thoughtdreams

A hybridized term for creative ideas that are an unexpected mixture of both thoughts and dreamlike images.
I was typing up a somewhat boring report when a series of thoughtdreams slammed into my head right out of the blue.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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thongfirmation

Confirmation that a girl is indeed wearing a thong. Suggests that the girl in question has a "sexy" side.
"I was going to ask her out, but first I needed some thongfirmation."

"I hate VPL, but I love a good thongfirmation."

"Yo, is that girl a slut or what?"
"Dunno, no visible thongfirmation."
by paudansch November 1, 2011
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thongable

adj. A female who has an ass that is tight and firm enough to publicly be seen in a thong. See also "thongin'."
Wow, look at that ass... she's majorly thongable.
by Jockeys December 4, 2003
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