Thog

A Thog is a modern day neanderthal walking amongst normal human beings. Thogs derive pleasure in the simple things, such as senseless violence or playing with heavy objects. Thogs may vary physically, but often adopt a short, stocky stature reminiscent of Mr Hyde. A Thog's physique is however ancilliary to their behaviour, which is always on the primative side. Whilst Thogs are usually literate, they usually adopt a monosyllabic speech pattern, and grunt when acceptable. It is often amusing to watch a Thog as they navigate through our big and confusing world, and our job is to help them in their journey towards a simple, enjoyable life.

Ben's been making me laugh recently, he's such a Thog!
Hey have you spoken to Thog recently, he's even more dumb than usual.

by lanilanilani April 7, 2020

thong job

When one cannot wait to have sex and just pulls aside the girls thong instead of taking it off, then fucks like rabid bunnies.

After kissing the beautiful blond I met on the beach, she was so hot she just pulled up her skirt and I gave her a thong job.

by Lee June 15, 2004

Thong Bombed

This happens when a woman you don't want to, bends over in front of you showing you her nasty thong.

Man, that nasty Ho just Thong Bombed me.

by Kindlysinful69 November 30, 2014

thorazine

Used when the cereal boxes talk to you, when you start flying and the therapist cant take your super-powers away.

Thorazine makes you go nappy.

by davemeistro June 21, 2005

Thor Kick

The Thor kick is a technique in which both legs are used to kick, essentially a double front thrust kick. This move is particularly deadly, as you have both twice the power and surface radius when the kick connects.

Do beware, you will be landing on your rear. This technique is not for a pansy.

Chris Hemsworth totally Thor Kicked that guy!

"How'd that guy break his arms?"
"He attempted a Thor Kick."
"Wow. what a pansy ."

by sj_stock January 4, 2012

Thorbain

This term is often used when people are drunk and watching porn, mainly used to describe a 'throbbing vein' also when people (not necessary drunk) wish to make reference to their hard penise.

Man you should see my thorbain right now

by ColinJL June 15, 2011

thongnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- a thong bikini bottom or g-string
- thong panties
- thong straps that conspicuously protrude from the waistline of a pair of jeans.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

This technique is more "equal opportunity" than boobnosis or legnosis (which are so DNA dependent) because of the woman's willingness to bare her butt in public. This carries a lot of weight with men.

The butt in question can actually be somewhat flat, large, or even slightly flabby, but these negative characteristics may be somewhat discounted as long as it is uncovered. A very attractive butt, of course, greatly enhances the overall thongnosis effect.

"There were three chicks at the pool party using thongnosis to try and attract guys. However, once they took a long, second look, the thongnosis was dispelled and they were not duped by the subterfuge. I hope those chicks don't become future cougars."

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008