grand theft dine-and-dash

Like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six Kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.

We went as an eight-top to BLT Steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the SUV and ditched the bill - total grand theft dine-and-dash!

by Mark Drapeau December 9, 2008

pimp theater

That practiced prance of rooster drama often seen in a pimp’s repertoire.

Although in prison, far away from the rush of street business, I caught his pimp theater in every move he made.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 12, 2019

Covid-theatre

The state of theatrics associated with the COVID pandemic , and alluding to the utter nonsensical measures that have no effect to hinder the spread of viral organisms.

“When I arrived to school, I ‘declared’ I was well on my screening app. Therefore, I know there is no virus in the school , obviously….Such Covid-theatre! “

by T.Mandelbunny January 19, 2022

theatre geek

One who fills two requirements:
1. Participates in plays and musicals, either by acting, stage managing, joining tech crew or doing other technical work.
2. Enjoys the viewing and reading of plays and musicals.

This is not to be confused with a theatre snob, who only fills the second requirement.

That theatre geek tried out for The Crucible after he had seen it twice.

by J077 June 11, 2006

teitelitarianism

Teitelitarianism happens when the principal of a high school does not heed to the needs and requests of students, is closed to new ideas, and almost always sides with the administration. This principal is often mocked, such as by students shouting "Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"

Principal: Get out of the building! Party's over! I have work to do!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!

by stuy '09 June 26, 2009

Musical Theatre

(n): myu-sih-kil thee-ter A form of theatre incorporating singing and dancing in addition to acting. It is often criticized for having characters break out into song and dance in the middle of an intense moment. Males who participate in it are also the butt of many a homosexual joke. The creators of such jokes tend to be jocks whose girlfriends made out with the leads in school musicals onstage in front of over one thousand people while they just sat squirming in their seats wishing they were the one up there.

Jock: Hey, faggot, I hear you do Musical Theatre, want to go to skip practice and get your nails painted?

Thespian: Sorry, I can't skip today, I need to work on the kissing scene with your girlfriend. Why don't you go wrestle some sweaty half naked men?

by Bobby Strong February 3, 2013

Art Theft

When someone reposts art that doesn't belong to them without credit.

Even if you claim the art isn't yours, you still gotta credit the fucking artist for their work and effort. Sure, the drawing might not have taken long for them to make, and therefore isn't a lot of effort, but the amount of time it took to learn how to draw in a way that makes them feel proud of their own work definitely is effort.

Person 1: Why is Art Theft such a big deal? It's just free exposure to the artist, lmao.

Person 2: It's not free exposure when the artist isn't credited for their work.

Person 1 (now pissed off): tHeY sHoUlD bE gLaD tHaT i'M eVeN lOoKiNg At It! PeOpLe ArE sMaRt EnOuGh To FiNd ThE aRtIsT oN tHeIr OwN!!!!

Person 2: Clearly you aren't smart enough, since you didn't bother looking for the original artist to credit them.

by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020