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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
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men who think with their penis

A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect
"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"
by ableventure November 24, 2013
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Keep the hoes on their toes

Sometimes you gotta keep the hoes on their toes. Can't let them know your next move.
"did you snap that girl back"

"nah imma wait a few minutes, gotta keep the hoes on their toes"
by Cooper K October 14, 2020
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Licking their Crotch

Response given to someone who is boasting or bragging about themselves.

Origin: Like a dog which licks itself in its crotch
Wow listen to her brag about herself; looks like someone is licking their crotch!
by tasuminagorashi December 27, 2019
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On their head

When you score a lot of point on another team or dunk (basketball)
Dang Lebron dropped 50 on their head!
Dang MJ dunked on his head!
by King panter March 30, 2022
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Just Using Their Laptops

A lie told to superiors when being caught in flagrante delicto, especially the act of sexual intercourse. From the recent Northwest Airline escapade.
Jim and John were just using their laptops to review quarterly performance figures.
by Edwin Havisham October 26, 2009
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How to get a teen off their phone

Well what did you expect? You’re doomed you dingbat.
Urban dictionary can’t help me on how to get a teen off their phone
by I can’t help you, you dingbat December 20, 2020
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