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The Fucking Weather

The best and only place you should be checking your weather.
Me: The fucking weather told me it is fucking cold and to put on some socks so that is what I am going to do.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.
by THE FUCKING SANDMAN December 1, 2010
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The Dead Weather

A blues/rock group consisting of Allison Mosshart, Jack White, Jack Lawrence, and Dean Fertita. One of very few bands still worth listening to. An unequivocal personification of Rock and Roll as well as indescribable bad ass-ness.
Hipster: "How do you like the new Arcade Fire album?"

Rocker: "I don't know... I can't stop listening to Sea of Cowards by the Dead Weather, you ignorant slut".
by Matt Brugge November 14, 2010
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She is the most awesome person ever in the Mysterious Benedict Society Series. She carries around a bucket full of everything she needs and is very agile and athletic. See also, Kate Weatherall.
OMG, it's Kate The Great Weather Machine, y'all
by Juliana Renfroe June 8, 2013
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The Dead Weather

Jack White's latest side project, also known as "Jack White's Inevitable Next Cash In Project". Although a semi-passable album, Jack White's "solos", which have been reduced to short bursts of fuzz-distortion instead of actual music, make the entire album unlistenable, as upon hearing a single decibel, the listener will be thrown into an uncontrollable psychotic fit of utter fury.
Jack White: I fancy making several MORE million dollars. Hey you! Yes, you over there in the twatty gothic dress! Come and record a half-arsed, whiny, poorly produced array of songs, call it an album, and sell it as "The Dead Weather"!
Random Singer: Er... ok!
Jack White: Thaaaaats right... it's got my name on it, so it'll sell millions regardless of whether it's good or not!
by CharlieGiggles August 7, 2009
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weather the storm

When a girl is giving you really good head so good that you are moving and jerking and you want to pull her away and push her on it at the same time
This girl gave me the best head last night,.. "weather the storm"
by tipset January 27, 2010
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"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Hey dude check this out, "my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War"
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<7.9.7.6.>He is associated with the sky, lightning, weather, thunder, storms, rains, river flows, and war<7.9.7.6.>
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