Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"

by john March 4, 2004

Bitch to the power of cunt

When someone, usually a girl, is so despicable as a human being, that they cannot just be considered as "bitch" or a "cunt;" they must be a bitch to the exponent of "cunt" to describe how incredibly awful said person is.

Boss: I cut your wages again, and I will also expect you to come in on Saturdays. You had done nothing wrong, I just needed to feel better about myself.

Employee: You are a total bitch to the power of cunt.

by Ellipzocore April 9, 2013

i can the power

Phrase used when somebody has epically won or has been given internetz

originated when a user on funnyjunk.com left the word "feel" out of the sentence "I can feel the power returning already"

John-That was awesome dude, you receive 10 internetz!

Mike-I CAN THE POWER

by fjUSER August 15, 2010

fight the power

very influential song produced by 80's rap icon Public Enemy. been in dozens of films, most notably Spike Lee's Do The Right Thing.

"Elvis, was a hero to most. But he never was to me, he was a straight out racist muthafucker. It's that simple and plain!"
"Mthafuck him and John Wayne!"

by cereal killa January 13, 2005

go through the power cycle

IT support desk lingo for turning your PC on and off again , a modern version of "please reboot your machine" , normally said in an incredibly patronising and monotone voice

My f**king PC crashed again and those IT geeks just told me to go through the power cycle so now I've lost a whole days work .

by twenty dollar g string girl March 10, 2011

fight the power

A very influential song from the late 80s by the popular political rap group Public Enemy. Although the part about Elvis was unfounded (Elvis liked blacks) it's a great song, and a call to all true believers in equality and peace to fight for what they stand for.

You can pretty much protest about anything to it. Unless you're conservative.

See the video on YouTube.

"Those ass monkeys in the government want to go to war in Iraq over some bullshit about WMDs."
"Fight the power! Let's take to the streets!"

by ICanHazAbortionz? January 14, 2009

I can the power

An internet meme that originated from Funnyjunk.com. It's a fuck-up of the sentence 'I can feel the power'. It's used when someone, for some reason, is experiencing a rise in energy levels, such as when they're FIRING THAR LAZ0R, or have just done something cool or amazing.

Guy 1- "Dude, you just jumped that bridge in one leap! You must be an hero!"

Guy 2- "I CAN THE POWER!!!!11one!1"

by Eddoblah August 16, 2010