Stink Missile

An aerodynamically shaped turd, packing the aromatic firepower of WMD.

"tell everyone to seek shelter. I've got to go fire a stink missile."

by Kilo Bravo April 24, 2012

mushroom missile

a dildo in flight

" dude, that transvestite just threw a mushroom missile at me! "

by pdiddyrara April 14, 2009

Beef Missile

Slang for a large penis.

That dude takes down bitches with his beef missile like a champ!

by Squiblish January 19, 2015

Minnesota Missile

Used to describe a large penis on a man from the state of Minnesota.

Paul momentarily wished he had a Minnesota Missile.

by DDHAN55118 March 25, 2009

Rogue Missile

An unwanted erection occurring at an inopportune time.

Pete was standing in the check out line when he sprouted a rogue missile.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

jericho missile

A futuristic weapon of mass destruction that was last seen on iron man. Similar to that of a cluster bomb except way more powerful.

Hey man I can't wait to get my hands on the Jericho missile.

by Jericho5216556 April 6, 2009

Marquardt Missile

Knocking out your opponent with a right hook overtop the incoming left. Causing the opponent to spin into the air and land facing the opposite direction facedown.

Usually followed up by standing over your opponent once he's down and preparing a final strike but backing off once you realize he's out. This method of restraining is opposite that of the Henderson Hammer.

Did you see that? Marquardt just dropped him. He was completely in the air. That was like the Marquardt Missile.

by Josh "The Canadian" Rivers September 5, 2009