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slip the meat

Phrase usually used in conjunction with " to her", as, "slip the meat to her". Defined as putting your cock(the meat) into her, or fucking her.
Susie is passed out on the couch, so I think I'll slip the meat to her.

She'll get over it, I'll just slip the meat to her and she'll be alright.

That bitch, someone needs to slip the meat to her so she won't be so cranky.
by Renown February 25, 2008
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Strumming the meat guitar

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night
by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015
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on the meat bone

"man that dudes really on the meat bone today"
by whipwhipnaenae December 7, 2020
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Beat the meat

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.
that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"
by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023
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Bleeding the meat

To masterbate aggressively for a long period of time.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.
Guy1: Whoa! Did you see how Jack was walking today after getting rejected by Sarah lastnite?

Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.
by TheMeatBleeder September 7, 2009
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all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question
My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork
by Kitzie kidder June 17, 2017
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Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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