Yellow turbans

An uprising in china in the year 184 lead by Zhang jioa, but failde to destroy the han.

-an some kind of computer hacker gangs that take over chat rooms. they share the same leaders because their leader calls himself zhang jioa 2. weird huh?

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Turban teabag

To teabag in games.
To get people to have your genitals over your head and humping in mid-air, person has to have hair to work.

In counter-strike source, Killzone2, Cod4,Cod5 people turban teabag each other to respect their conglomorate. Daniel is gay.

by whitewigger127 is gay May 29, 2009

turban sprawl

What you get when muslims start to move into your area and begin to demand special rights or allowances for their beliefs. Turban Sprawl causes There goes the neighborhood! amongst the other neighbors.

Wow, look at all this turban sprawl. They are installing foot-baths in the dormitory now for all the Muslim students that are enrolling.

by kirby3141 March 4, 2008

turban drunk

Refers to being ridiculously drunk. Word associated with the fact that one would do anything. For example a white person putting on a turban. Normally associated with non-muslims.

Did you fuck Wanda last night? I might have, I don't remember, I was turban drunk.

by Don Ficles January 4, 2009

Turban Dictionary

A putative Web site boasting a collection of slang terms pertaining to the unseemly aspects of Arab culture, history and mores.

"That damn camel jockey who runs the Circle-K tried to Jew me out of twenny cents," Lenny complained morosely, oblivious to his own hilarious conflation of ethnic insults.

"Hwat's that?" Cletus asked absently, performing phallometry on the brothers' pit bull with a rusty tape measure.

"What, camel jockey?" asked Lenny. "it out yer Turban Dictionary. And I tole you not to talk like a fuckin' hwetard!"

by kemibe February 23, 2013

urban turban

de rigueur headwear of the streets, currently stocking caps

He looked all menacing with his urban turban pulled down over his night goggles.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

sticky turban

After a man comes, he throws the ejaculate-covered towel he cleaned himself with into the face of his unsuspecting partner. If thrown correctly and forcefully enough, it will wrap around the face and head, creating turban-like appearance.

Jack gave Jill a sticky turban so she had to go wash her face and hair.

by Jen & Jake October 6, 2007