Toad

A person that gets all the bitches even though he/she can be ugly.

KayLynne is the Queen toad.

by Queen.Toad.K'lyn March 11, 2016

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toad

a fat man with much of the facial obesity, who works in the AV room and has a special helper who ensures that he is moist enough and doesn't dry out. he also wears braces and is sometimes spotted in asda. his attitude towards humans is not always positive.

we need to go and see the toad to get a camera.
im not giving the toad any of my bithday cake.

by beese September 2, 2008

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toad

a gay freaking mushroom, i mean why is he even called toad?! he probobly haunted you bye saying this at the end of a hard freaking castle in old mario games. "Thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle."

Mario:i finally killed bowser

Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle

Mario: :O

toad:...........

mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!

*toad starts to cry*

Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?

toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!

Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!

by aqworlds own i hate haxors! March 6, 2010

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toad

An abbreviation for the word "totally", toad is most commonly used in So Cal

I toad rocked that high score

by Scott L June 23, 2003

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Toad

A "slang" term for flop-a-hops; those little green things that jump that you fry or cut up and bake as an additive to pancakes.

"That toad looks more like a frog."

by minari-naga August 16, 2004

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a person wanting to do whats best...usually of Filipino or Afro-American decent. a person that is alright at Halo 2, but by no means the best. a good friend and martial arts master. somebody you can count on to invent stuff to get rich. not the best ping pong player.

Somebody is in our base. Who is it? I killed him. It was just Toad.

by brian April 5, 2005

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