Toaded

When you have a toad placed down your shirt while you are sleeping

Lucas stole his sister's phone and sent rude messages so while he was sleeping he was toaded

by stanman May 25, 2012

toad

a fat man with much of the facial obesity, who works in the AV room and has a special helper who ensures that he is moist enough and doesn't dry out. he also wears braces and is sometimes spotted in asda. his attitude towards humans is not always positive.

we need to go and see the toad to get a camera.
im not giving the toad any of my bithday cake.

by beese June 15, 2006

toad

a gay freaking mushroom, i mean why is he even called toad?! he probobly haunted you bye saying this at the end of a hard freaking castle in old mario games. "Thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle."

Mario:i finally killed bowser

Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle

Mario: :O

toad:...........

mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!

*toad starts to cry*

Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?

toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!

Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!

by aqworlds own i hate haxors! March 07, 2010

toad

An abbreviation for the word "totally", toad is most commonly used in So Cal

I toad rocked that high score

by Scott L June 24, 2003

Toad

A "slang" term for flop-a-hops; those little green things that jump that you fry or cut up and bake as an additive to pancakes.

"That toad looks more like a frog."

by minari-naga August 16, 2004

toad

a person wanting to do whats best...usually of Filipino or Afro-American decent. a person that is alright at Halo 2, but by no means the best. a good friend and martial arts master. somebody you can count on to invent stuff to get rich. not the best ping pong player.

Somebody is in our base. Who is it? I killed him. It was just Toad.

by brian April 05, 2005

Toad

little demon childs that like to be pigpockets and steal your money when your not looking....

Watch out I see a toad by your butt, trying to take you down to hell.

by Toad....SEE September 19, 2003