Symbolic Syndicalism

When one pretends to care about labour laws and workers' rights but does not know what needs to be done to actually achieve the actual dictatorship of the proletariat, a pathway to the creation of a society where the working class isn't oppressed.

Example, a private organization where bourgeoisie bosses are stealing their worker's labour claims that they are employee friendly because they follow the 40 hour work week guideline. That is an organization's symbolic syndicalism.

by goonercooker September 29, 2018

International Information Syndicate

A long time ago, in the year 2018, there existed a community of libertarian socialists who read books together and shared memes. Alas, that community fell into chaos, and factions splintered in many directions. The chieftain, Otalp, left the land and started his own tribe, known as Breadtube. The owner of the server, Captain Waffles, read a Michael Parenti quote. He then denied most genocides in Eastern Europe.

Person A: The International Information Syndicate was the shit back in the day.

Person B: What happened to it?
Person A: Tankies.

by captainwaffles January 5, 2021

Jaws Marrow Syndicate

A secret society at Gonzaga university with an initialization ritual requiring you bake a peanut butter cookie for a dog. (Have sex with a dog with peanut butter and make it orgasm?

Go to petco so you can pass our humiliation ritual the a ritual so sacred we name the society after it we call it the “Jaws Marrow Syndicate” or JMS for short.

by ramucus April 17, 2024

Doom Syndicate

Megamind’s old shitty team that could have been defeated if he shot them with the fucking de-hydration gun.

“What is the worst team in existence?”
“The Doom Syndicate”
“I meant hockey you twit”

by CuppaDoe June 14, 2024

Arcane Odyssey Assassin Syndicate Player

The most annoying players in the entire community

Remember to tell your local Arcane Odyssey Assassin Syndicate Player to quit the game and touch grass

by Thunder00 September 14, 2025

Scrambled-Letter Syndicate

The alphabet mafia, the initialism institution.

The LGBTQAI+ community.

James: man twitter is a mess, any time you disagree with one community, they jump on you and call you a bigot

David: let me guess, the conspiracy theorists or the scrambled-letter syndicate?

by BurntBattleBagel June 18, 2024

Dummy dim wit syndicate

A person who doesnt kno wats going on

This cat andrew be on the dummy dim wit syndicate status when hes stoned.

by Ethik one November 17, 2003