Swedish Trumpet

After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.
by Wufpup July 12, 2009
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swedish toboggan

when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted
We had swedish toboggan time trials last night

Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
by soouWoo April 08, 2009
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swedish massage

Essentially same as the handjob.
My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.
by analjuggernaut November 02, 2004
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Swedish Keyboard

A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.

Made famous by Jiinxy.
Do you want to have some messy fun?

Sure, hit me with a Swedish Keyboard
by ALAAANNNN August 02, 2023
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Swedish Special

The sexual act of filling your significant others asshole with Swedish Meatballs and Marinara while their ass is in the air and then eating the meatballs from their anal cavity.
-Swedish Guy "Hey, you wanna do the Swedish Special tonight?"
by DannnyBoiii January 22, 2018
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Swedish touchdown

Jessica:yo yi george what u at
George:just takin a swedish touchdown
by Alan coolguywick March 28, 2018
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Swedish Bonecrusher

A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.
Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020
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