Poof

A Dick queef, forcing air out of your penis with a sudden burst of audible force.

What would it be called if a dick queefed? It would be called a poof.

by Propoofer February 21, 2020

Poof

To be bad or not good in general or at something or a specific area. Right now is circling around South Florida.

"Boy ya ass is poof"

"You wanna play b-ball"
"Quit playing you know you poof"

by Lou.E January 14, 2010

Poof

promise on our friendship

swearing that what you're saying is the absolute truth. cannot lie when you poof someone.

by Lyndsay January 28, 2004

poof

A man or male teenager, who pretends or acts, studly, sexy, like a player, or more masculine than he really is.

That guy says that girls are lining up to go out with him, but he's such a poof!

by NaLo April 19, 2008

Poofed

1. When something has randomly disapeered.
2. When something has gotten lost.
3. When you have absolutly no idea where the item has gone and/or when it disapeered.

Wtf, my sound poofed on the computer.

by NoFiZzLee July 11, 2008

Poofed

Alternative for saying "gone" when drunk or high.

Guy 1: Check out that guy stumbling over there!
Guy 2: Man he must be poofed.

by MarcelDJones September 04, 2010

Poof It

A way of cleaning a house with limited time and effort. like just doing some light dusting and a quick swiffering...

"Dude, when I clean the house I just poof it, and it looks fine"

by Mrs Wilson September 11, 2008