sleepin' on the money

meaning having a lot of money, so much so, that one could hypothetically use it to sleep on (as for example, a bed or pillow).

"He got girls AND he sleepin' on the money. Damn."

"Did you hear that he works at the Chicago Tribune now?"
"Shooo, he must be sleepin' on the money!"

by colleem September 1, 2013

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by jeremy May 13, 2005

Sauce On The Money

When paying a personal stripper, cumming on the money before handing it over, so the girl is forced to get sticky. Used to express feelings for something thats absolutely amazing, sometimes in a clever way.

"Dude, your new haircut is sauce on the money!"

"Last night with Molly was pure sauce on the money."

by Archie B. August 4, 2009

burn the money

The act of revealing the ending to a movie and/or event (especially something that relies upon the ending to create suspense & drama), thereby making it unwatchable.

(Derived from the movie A Simple Plan - and, if you haven't seen it, well, I just burned the money)

Jackass: "Man, if I was A Simple Plan, I wouldn't burn the money, those idiots."
Foil: "Wait...they burn the money at the end? Thanks Jackass, way to burn the money."

by Danny January 15, 2004

take the money and run

the best comedy film ever devised by the genius woody allen all of you should watch it

orange: i just watched take the money and run
tomato: woah that is like fully sick bru

by i am Mr. pseudonym December 11, 2009

with the money tree

at work, at the 'source', with the 'mother', suckling of the 'teat', harvesting of the 'fruit'

i was with the money tree, while my wife was grrriiinding some 'strange'!

john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.

call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'

by michael foolsley April 10, 2011

show me the money

when inserting your thumb in to the anal passage whilst simultaneously shoving your index and forefinger in the clunge, you then proceed to rub thumb and fingers together shouting "ching ching"

show me the money honey "ching chimg"

by robwright111121 October 3, 2008