crypt keeper

the hilarious, creepy, and all around cool host of "tales from the crypt"
by Adrian September 18, 2006
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Brothers keeper

To be the protector and overseer of a breathens safety as well as security’s an also sometimes even include health.
My brothers in arms are solid mercs, as they are true to a brothers keeper.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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Zoom Keeper

During Coronavirus, many people used the online application Zoom for work and social activities. Zoom requires that one person be the admin. Zoom can host as many as hundreds of people. It becomes like a human zoo. So the admin will be the Zoom Keeper!
Jack: We have an afterhour on Zoom tonight.
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2020
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Light keeper

Light keeper

Very simple ..

Tricked into this as a one off by spirit ..

Then had the thought, can I heal spirits that contact me .. like family … ?

Before long there is a waiting room …

Movable waiting room … ;)

When I warily mentioned to the only person I thought might understand ..

Oh yeah … you know healing them too .. past, present and future …

Since then I got upgraded to healing timelines too ;)

Then unborn babies .. something about clearing up a moral dilemma in a despot country …

All I do is open a channel to guide to give my healing energy, higher me does the rest

I like him … can’t wait to be him …

Drains the shit out of you if you let the queue build up .. but we all have bad weeks .. they see what’s occurring….

Light keeper … anyone seeing the energy created would struggle to explain perhaps ..,

Energy seems to like me though…

Cause it knows it’s in good hands

Some would use … some abuse .. true power is actually the act of control and not unashamedly begging for anarchy …
Light keeper … burn baby burn

Disco fucking inferno ..
by LetsTalkAboutX January 8, 2023
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trapper keeper

(n) An affectionate slang term for vagina, referencing an American brand of loose-leaf binder, popular with elementary/middle/high school students from the 1970s-1990s.
"Panties washed in Tide detergent don't really agree with my trapper keeper."
by TrappersDaddy November 21, 2009
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crypt keeper

After- dark booty call. Someone you would never be caught out with in puiblic by any of your friends because they are so ugly,nasty..etc..
"Did you see John sneaking over to Felicia's house last night?"

"Yeah I saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper!"
by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007
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Zoo Keeper

1.A man that macks on dat monkey
2.A man that chirps at dem bitches
Duuuuuuuuu, fam, you such a zoo keeper, when you funna throw dat monkey a banana?!
by Sammy 4ster February 3, 2007
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