spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.

"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".

by Wobblebottom January 6, 2019

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009

The Bard

A man who has a ninety thousand dollar job senior year of high school, who may or may not be a world leader, who once had a party so epic a pig's head ended up in his bathtub, who needs no sleep, who might be robotic, who is known to break the arms of those who surprise him, who will never cut off my dick.

The Bard is the greatest story teller of all time.

by hungrybear November 5, 2012

The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.

I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.

by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011

The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019

The Bearded Eagle

When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.

After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.

Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.

by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019

The Bards Law

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!

DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*

by DShipReck November 8, 2021