Backwoods Brat

A beautiful woman who can roll THEE most PERFECT Backwoods you’ve seen in your entire life.

“Did you see the blunt Paige rolled? Shes a total Backwoods Brat”

by St0n3rb@be420 October 16, 2020

Backwoods Mafia

noun: An Alabama Incest Cult

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.

by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

Backwoods Colonoscopy

When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs

Time for your backwoods colonoscopy

by Eskegit May 27, 2021

backwood crawlers

An off-roading group from the central valley of California.

Let's go to JackFlats this weekend with the Backwood Crawlers to test out my 4 wheel drive

by Ktbug_zj20 March 08, 2015

Backwoods Sprinkler

When a girl is giving you a handjob, and she squeezes your balls so hard that you ejaculate non-stop for about 7 seconds.

Girlfriend: "What do you say I give you a Backwoods Sprinkler tonight?"

Boyfriend: "Not again..."

by AA-Ron Jenkins February 03, 2021

backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt

John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe

by johnnyappleseedtupac May 01, 2016

Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation

My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends

by Naetharr July 01, 2018