Tonguing My Balls

A phrase used to describe extreme displeasure with the way other have been treating you and/or acting around you. Can be used instead of/to counter the term "fronting". In desperation of NOT sounding like a broken record, it is acceptable to use other nouns suck as "ass", "tits", "gooch" or "pussy" (for the pissed-off ladies out there).

Gangsta: Yo, why you be frontin', son?

Cool Guy: Fuck you. Why you always gotta be tonguing my balls, bitch?

by The Tail Always Waggles March 13, 2009

Tickling My Balls

The Tickling of the Balls means a person is lying to you or just playing around with you.

John:Yo i just got a car Dude !
Frank:Yo man your "Tickling My Balls!!" man!!
John:NO LIE MANG

by ItzJinn March 13, 2011

breaking my balls

Phrase that Italian Mafia members use frequently when someone is giving them a hard time.

Joey "the fag" Calzone: "Hey Jimmy, stop breaking my balls, will ya!!!

Jimmy "Dingleberry" Dinello: "Yo Jimmy, I'll be breakin ya face is yous don't shut da hell up! Look at this guy!"

by jvarna5 January 28, 2008

nipples on my balls

the act in which a bitch is sucking your cock and her tits are tickeling your balls while she does it. Feels nice.

Nipples on my balls, lean back!

by Jeff Hawpee May 04, 2006

Lick my balls

A response to a dumb request, comment or a statement made by another party.

asshole 1 "Say, can I use your car to go pick up my skank ass girl and go to the lake and fuck?"

non asshole "No but you can lick my balls"

Cock sucking asshole ex best frend 1 "Man take your shit and get the fuck" Pissed off ex frend 2" Man why dont you Take your shit and lick my balls

by Un10nCarb1d4 November 03, 2011

Butterscotch my balls

A funny quote from Your Favorite Martian's song "Grandma's got a Facebook"

Deejay: Butterscotch my balls!
Deejay: me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
Deejay: I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!

by lolrofl202swag November 21, 2011

basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

by SlimShadee October 09, 2014