testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010

Testicas

For when you really want to use the word "Testicles" in a shit talking statement (or any general statement)...but realize as a female you dont have any!

Denae should get the perks because she had the Testicas to ask first.....
He's such a pussy, his girlfriend has bigger testicas then he does...

by ChelseaAnn October 9, 2010

testical flap

An insult commonly used to comeback to the insult butt nugget

That's a hot testical flap

by real tyler October 15, 2013

Testical Knockers

A pair of balls tied to your testicles that weighs them down senching a knot tighter around the testicular. The more you move the tighter the knot gets increase pain and pleasure. Eventually when you climax it will release a scream of both pain and excitement at the amazing feeling being released from your tightly knotted testicals and the pain being inflicted upon them.

The Testical Knockers sure do make my climax feel like the acme of perfection.

by MyBitchLikesToSuck July 16, 2018

Texticle

The measure of ones audacity in text form. Often used to describe when one is particularly bold in email, text message, or IM.

"That guy has huge texticles, have you seen half the stuff hes written to Jane?"

by Baelgul July 21, 2009

texticles

A man having the ability to only say what he feels over texting, not in person.

He wouldn't tell me what was wrong until he grew some texticles & sent me a message after he left.

by :-):-( April 1, 2009

Texticles

People who only get the "balls" to say something over text messaging.

Look at the set of texticles on this guy!.. Bet he wouldn't that to my face.

by bad_grammir March 2, 2011