Happy Texter

A person who, when texting, almost always has a smile on their face and appears to be in a good mood even if they aren't.

Sandy is always smiling when she is texting, I guess she must be one of those Happy Texters.

I saw Chelsea smiling white she sent you that text, but don't get your hope up, I think she's just a Happy Texter.

by PattyBadFingers December 13, 2009

Texter's thumb

When you develop a small to large callus on the tips of your thumbs from excessive texting. Or when you develop "pads" or flattened harder areas on the tips of your thumbs.

"Dude, I think i've got texter's thumb, just look at this callus."

or

"Wow, that is some impressive texter's thumb."
"I know, I think i text too much."

by JaxinsWords January 08, 2010

Drunk Texter

A person who is notorious for texting while intoxicated. The term was made famous by Ivana Murleau's eBook "The Best Of Drunk Texter"

Michael, he's a drunk texter. Don't give him your number.

by AnitaTT December 07, 2011

serial-texter

someone who's very outgoing online but shy in real life

i'm a serial-texter

by karl739 August 13, 2019

designated texter

one who makes sure that when a friend is drunk only sensible text messages are sent

Thank goodness Tawaldi was my designated texter or that guy would have never noticed these thighs girl.

by dr. jeseus h. christ October 21, 2008

sloth texter

Someone who takes so long to respond to a text that you start to question if they are alive.

When i text June he is such a sloth texter i always wonder if he died

by Kk that girl March 02, 2017

sausage texter

a straight male who texts another straight male strictly for a converstaion or to just "talk".

Dylan: Hey buddy :)

Jake: Dude are you serious?

Dylan: What do you mean? :(

Jake: Im not a sausage texter bro. You know this.

by Jim Richalds. September 16, 2009