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Textalizer

A breathalizer attached to your computer and or cell phone whose sole purpose is to prevent you from sending drunken emails and texts to your Ex!
OH MAN! I was so hammered last night I texted/emailed my ex boyfriend over a hundred times!

DAMN! You gotta get you one of them Textalizers!
by Exsalad January 4, 2010
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textaside

The act of text messaging something personal, secret, or otherwise unfit to say aloud to someone next to you.

Derived from "aside", a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.

Not to be confused with texticide.
Though the teenage couple were mild-mannered in public, they frequently had sexual textasides.

I felt awkward at the party, so I had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that I felt sick.
by Graphhhh March 6, 2010
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TEXTASIZE

The process of adding click-bate text on your videos.
Hey Mike, why don't you textasize your video with "OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?" to get more people to watch it. This works great on Facebook!
by textasize August 24, 2016
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Textation

I'm in the middle of a textation, can we chat later?
by JayBuck September 12, 2016
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Tecative

Originally tech-talkive. It is a name for a person who talks, reviews, compares and/or give impressions about tech products. The word can also be used to name a profession/occupation as a tech public figure.

Tecative is a combination of technology and talkative. The word was made and first used by an Instagramer @juxebux
Unboxtherapy is a better tecative than MKBHD.

I am a tecative.

Juxebox is an upcoming tecative who looks up to Unboxtherapy.
We are tecatives.
by Juxebux November 9, 2018
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Textationship

When your relationship is nothing but text messages. Your partner never answers the phone but texts you after you after every call.
You have heard your boyfriends voice once in 2 years.
I am so glad they give us unlimited messaging because my textationship with her would be expensive af!
by LJ4LSU August 1, 2020
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Tentativa

Rare Mofo, big ass and nice titty dick!
I am a Tentativa.
by Boobi Ten November 23, 2021
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