teesside

The land of kings and gods called the smoggies fed by the dish of made up of every amazing people and things that has ever lived. Not to be linked or associated with the Geordies or the Mackems. Weekly meeting are held at the "Riverside stadium" held by the leader of all religions and governing bodys Tony Mowbray. The meetings consist of watching the Boro win against every shit team in the league.

Sad geordie "I can't live in this shithole anymore I wish I lived in TEESSIDE"

Sad Mackem "Shame they have class in TEESSIDE so we arn't allowed"

by Borolad345 December 13, 2012

ButtFuck, Tenessee

Coined by rapper Bizzare ButtFuck Tennessee is used as a term like Up Shit's creek without a paddle or as a small rural town that is boring. Also used n question form to insult someone hick or country.

Person One: Dude there's nothing in this town but a dollar tree.
person two: Welcome to ButtFuck, Tenessee

Hick: Hay ya young' ins wha ya dog gone stoled my gitty up
me: Where are you from? ButtFuck, Tenessee?

Person 1: He knows you slept with his daughter and he knows where you sleep at night.
Person 2: Well i'm in ButtFuck, Tenessee.

by ColeonBurckett January 25, 2009

Teless

Those guys that are walking around the school with really really tight pants that are bright pink, purple, yellow, or some other random color and you think their gay or just really weird but their just really proud of their hat that says "GRR!"

"Dude that kids wearing tight colored pants again."

"Wow, what a Teless!"

by Elac Ekensponoodle September 26, 2009

Lite Teesko

Take it easy , take it Light , its real kool like

Hey Man , Lite Teesko ,It aint worth a shit .

by RahulSharma July 13, 2009

taxes

Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.

The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'

1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!

by Daedalus January 7, 2004

taxes

A form of stealing made to sound good by the fact that a "majority" voted.

Paul didn't want to give up any more of his hard earned money but since Peter belonged to the majority he was able to get taxes raised.

by Think October 12, 2004

Snorg Tees

A Georgia-based company that sells shirts specializing in memes. It's also that advertisement you see at the right side of this website which shows hot girls wearing geeky and lame t-shirts. You can tell they're trying to make the jokes on the shirts seem funny and clever, but apparently they're not.

1. Look at this awesome new shirt I bought from Snorg Tees! "I'm an om-nom-nom-ivore"

2. Ohoho I'm sure you are

by MisterRickster August 18, 2011