Teamers

Two people who are not meant to be teaming

I just got killed by teamers, I'm going to report them.

by Strawmannn June 4, 2019

tumescent

A fancy scientific word describing an erection.

Oh my god, the way it grows tumescent when I stroke it!!!

by foolkid April 27, 2020

tumeke

Tumeke is a word from the language of the native Mâori people of New Zealand. Literally translated to English it means "too much".

In the 20th century in New Zealand it came to be used as an exclamation of excitement, in a similar vein to the term "awesome".

"Tumeke" is now commonly used by youth of both the indigenous Mâori people and European immigrants.

"How are you feeling today?"
"Tumeke!"

by Jet Novo May 26, 2004

Telmen

A female badass or dumbass, depending on her surrounds. She has three moods: annoyed, funny or glamorous. And she excels at all of them. You really do not wish to be the victim of one of her stares. Her humour and sense of style however, will leave you glad to have met her.

She did what? I mean I guess that's normal,she is Telmen after all.

by audettr November 6, 2019

Sig Taumer

One Gallon of Arnold Palmer half lemonade and half sweet tea mixed with half fifth of everclear.

Invented by the Theta Chapter of Sigma Tau Gamma

Man that guy drank a whole gallon of Sig Taumer. He is going to be wasted.

by darklord2k September 1, 2009

maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.

Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."

by Phineas T April 9, 2008

Temera

A unique and interesting name that formed a little girl into a unique and interesting woman simply because it was spelled wrong on her birth certificate. It was suppose to be "Tamara". Thanks Dad.

"Wow, your dad spelled your name wrong on your BIRTH CERTIFICATE? That is JACKED UP Temera."

by Goodbye July February 3, 2010